All of my life I have been bullied, HD1 level of depression and the way I have been treated has always made me LACK confidence. So when you see me being "cocky," it's because I have worked HARD to be able to push out 50+ songs within my first month. Once I find my Dre. I will be able to push out 10+ albums which will break James Browns record. I'm about uplifting people. As a leader, I want to show you the way out of our heads and part of that. Is having confidence in yourself! I love all of existence. Let us change the world together! Sincerely, Battousai, The Legendary Hitokiri AKA Joey AKA Your Champion!

The things we endure, So we can mature. Are usually never right And make us wound up too tight. And eventually, become the norm. So we think we can never be in the eye of the storm And we try with all our might To fight But it ain't ever right. You don't need to go through it to become polite Or to sit tight Or learn how to fight But you learn what's wrong And what's right So listen to this song And rap along And put your hands up in the air Like you just don't care While pretending you're at the fair Or wherever your special place Because you gotta leave all the shit we endure behind without a trace So you don't end up laced Without a trace. Of whom you were meant to be in the first place And not whatever this disgrace And shout it the fuck away with some bass WHATEVER WE ENDURE! WILL BE NEVERMORE! We must take charge And never leave it at large Or it will become a sarge Because it will forever stay in charge And no I ain't capping at no cops So drop your rocks And let us get back to our place In this wonderful race And remember when handling what we must endure To always make it nevermore Or let it score Or take us from our special place So always remember your bass And always know your place Which is to always face And never look away in disgrace.

Hi, my name is Joey Richard and I am going to make Alexander the Great Look like the man with no weight However, I can't do that without your trust And you continuing to bust We must all unite But never fight Unless in a civil capacity As to prevent any tragedy And stop all future calamity Because we are ALL FAMILY I love you like you're Leon and Denali And all I want? Is to stop all the senseless slaughter "Daddy, am I going to die today at school?" All because we continue to act a fool So stop treating me like I'm in kindergarten And all I'm doing is farting I came up with a far superior plan to fix our broken country than Switzerland So hold the fan And stop acting like a Stan Stop thinking I'm crazy While you acting like Mr. Swayze*RIP* I know how to raise more money than God And even more money than all the frauds And finally but not least I promise to unleash the beast Capiche? Only in the name of our family And to bring back a time of peace and tranquility To put a stop to any bully And yes I might act silly willy But fuck with me, my kids or anyone, And I will slaughter you like I am Billy So don't act silly And let us work together Forever I promise if all 8 Billion of us family become united I'll make sure we are never short-sighted Be nothing but excited And "Go where no man has boldly gone before" So we can make sure you never have to snore Because our life is a bore Or have to be a whore I will do nothing but implore That we make a Starfleet To finally get on our feet And stop acting like we are sucking on teets So listen up you freaks And listen to all my tweaks We could make a beautiful world in a few weeks Capiche? You must be wondering If I'll end up floundering I promise on everything I love I will not flub 1.We make a committees app to end all injustices in a clever and efficient way And put all of those dinosaurs away 2. We take 10 trillion in back taxes We get America off their asses And bring in fat stacks Click-clack By putting all of our predators out of business And show them no forgiveness Because all they did was witness And fuck us while doing business With no empathy Just to get the best of me Which is also all of thee So it is finally our time To shine 3. You can trust me, Why? Because I will show you how to bust me If I ever do anything that deserves me to fry I will stand up and be that voice of reason Not the voice of treason But let me give you the best reason Ive been told That I'm gold And I could be trusted with Q power Which is basically thinking of a flower And getting the power To devour That very flower (Whatever you think will become true if you use the power) So listen quick And I'll say it slow Would you dare give any of them a go? I thought so So listen to this dope ass flow And just know I ain't no Joe Schmoe

Imagine all day Just trying to slay Here come the bigots Who give me rickets While acting like slim pickings They're afraid of my bright So they just fight fight fight And ignore my plight. Which is peace In the middle east To give everyone a huge feast Not to unleash the beast Kamehameha To promote love Not to make you find it from those above To give all happiness And eradicate the craziness So why do y'all want to smother We are the wisest Yet, we always gotta wear disguises We put on our mask Because we have a task We just wish to just bask Not to kiss fucking ass Or be world class We just want to be accepted Not for you to treat us like we're decrepit So this is my lesson You better reckon Don't mistake our kindness for weakness And stop being a bupkis Respect us and love us for who we are And stop treating us like tar Or using us like a car We aren't very far We are right here to love you and accept you For who you are You are a true star That shines so bright So stop fucking with my plight And let us be tight Because if we do this right We will never have to fight For what's right

Leon you make me want to sing You're my little King Don't ever have a fling If I ever lost you the angels would sing I feel like a failure While just trying to upscale ya Because all you eat is ramen, pouches and corn But I promise you'll never feel forlorn I certainly won't treat you with any scorn And if I ever hurt you I would be completely torn Please don't ever act a fool Or a tool And yes My son might be mute But he is hella cute And yes he goes purr And grrrr And yes ladies he will cause a stir So don't look so long because you'll start to see a blur Yes my son hates to be taught But don't fraught He is autistic But don't twist it He's a hella of a genius And does nothing but the ingenious Nothing akin to arsenious Yes, he might be a bit behind But let me rewind He is most certainly different And one of a kind But nothing like ambivalent He's always got that shine! And yes he's socially awkward But nothing about him is doctored Because he's inimitable He's completely discriminable And no I'm not here to tell you anything subliminal Listen, my son has been a boss Even though Mommy and Daddy have fought It came at a high cost Because it comes attached with a terrible loss We should show the light Because it's never right To scream near a child That's certainly wild Leon you are my everything And I certainly try my best to give you anything So son, when you hear this song Let's always get along And maybe play some ping pong And never say some dumb shit like Ching Chong Or I'll fucking hit you like you're a bong So let us always get along You're my son I'm definitely going to teach you how to respect a gun And make sure you never hurt your hun Or a loved one And about consent So you'll never become bent You're my son And all I want? Is for you to have fun And continue being my savant And let me ask you a question. Do you know anything about regression? It's a terrible lesson He went from eating everything and being full of life To nothing but causing us strife The doctor would tell us they would only prescribe Pediasure unless he was malnourished But you think doctors want your son to flourish? Just cherish that thought Because you're about to be fraught His other doctor Said he was 100% not autistic But no, I would never clock her Let me teach you how that isn't realistic But it is twisted Violence is never the answer It will give you nothing but cancer We all expect our doctors to care about their oath But from what I have experienced It's mainly the inexperienced That's filled me with loathe And being delirious And isn't this a bit precarious Why isn't it taken serious? Anyway, back to my son Who I want to have nothing but fun That's what life should be about So help me catch some trout And never chase clout I just want you happy And just remember to always be sappy And I'll always be your Pappy

You'll always be my sassy Queen So please don't ever act like Charlie Sheen Or to never dare to go anything but green And when you're a teen Never been mean And only ever have a good scream My baby Queen I just always want to be around you You haven't a clue You are my glue You make me feel like I've filled my shoes And do nothing but want to watch Blue's Clues. With you And when I think all hopes gone I just want to rap this song To tell you that you're my little hero And I promise to never be a zero I promise I'll always do my best And when it comes to the test I will never be the best It's no contest Being an autistic Dad has its limitations Just know ill never be like an imitation I'll always be there for you And accept you No matter what you need I promise to never have greed And teach you all my creeds Which is to always follow your heart And follow logic+compassion And you'll never be carried away on a cart Or just be trashin' And I promise you'll always be rich and gassin' So make sure to always be flossin' And remember the most important thing about logic and compassion Is to make it your passion And to always have and show honor. Or you will be a Goner. I just want happiness and love for you You haven't a clue What I'd do for you to do you And for you to do you. Remember baby girl you're always a gem And never let people treat you like phlegm Never be anything but a true Richard And no I don't mean be a Dick. That all you want to do is flick. And never end up having to be a trick So listen to this song baby girl when you're down I will show you that daddy will never be a clown And watch over you always so you never drown Or so you never have to frown I never want to miss a thang You are my everythang You should also always act like a Poulicakos And it's OK to be full of a caucus And I hope you have your mom's never-ending fiery love And we will always love you, even from above. That's the strength of a Poulicakos So let me tell you the strength of a Richard And let me paint you a picture That's as important as scripture You should always be yourself and tell anyone who doesn't accept you for you To kindly fuck off Or maybe you want to be a goth Or a woman of the cloth I promise to never judge you I just want the best for you I love the way you giggle and especially when you said "Me too" To my "I love you" You are absolutely the most beautiful little girl That I want to twirl You are my world. I'll show you how to never be cold And I'll always love you no matter how old. And a lot of our story is untold But in time, it will unfold And to never just do what you're told (After 18. Fine Print) And let things unfold You are worth way more than all the Gold That will always be told And if a man is ever to mess With your dress It's a test Make sure to always be blessed And to learn karate So he may never party Hardy And if they ever succeed Indeed I will be peeved Unlike anything you could ever believe I may be gentle But I'll turn completely mental And they won't need no dental. I promise you my baby girl You are my world

Where everyone would be treated like an equal And never need a sequel Where you would never want and where you will need for nothing And never have to go back to hustling And where everything is bustling And where we have plenty of Tussin' *Chris Rock Homage Thank you Brother* Where it could be a magical world unlike anything you could possibly fathom And never feel like you've fallen into a chasm And always feel like you are having an orgasm (MA Version) As deep as the deepest chasm (MA) So let's get back without my continuous spasm Where people aren't fake And just want to bake Or sit by a beautiful lake While we eat our cake And go on a date And never rape And it'll make you quake Worse than shake n bake. So please don't flake If you trust me with the greatest power I promise to give you that flower And to never sour Because it'll finally be our hour! Where people will understand, love, and respect one another Where it's never a bother No matter what the problem We will use our wise brain And never feel like astrobleme When we use our wise brain, there's nothing we can't obtain So let's not let all of our slain Of died in vain So we may finally claim Our Star Trek-Esque World And put all the lames To shame. And get out the game Make Alexander the Great Be the man with no weight We don't want one of our biggest achievements To be conceited To not really make a dent Or ever act like Clark Kent If "God" made us in their image We could do more than just play scrimmage We have the power To never sour. If we only act fast this very hour. So we may always use this beautiful power To never cower But to always "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee The hands can't hit, what the eyes can't see" I give honor to thee Thank you for letting me see All I could be And to never act like a tree If I wish to be free! It'll be like the Greatest! But in order to be the best. Unlike all the rest Who've been put up to this arduous test We must follow The Prime Directive And always keep on the objective And remember to NEVER be selective It's all about being wise And no I don't mean be a wise guy Nice try So let us keep our eyes on the ultimate prize So you can fully realize. It's all about peace, love and happiness It's never been about all this crappiness. We are all truly blessed And it's always been about the test And no I will not digress But to stress That you are blessed And don't misstep Or fret Because, I bet You'll always be wet *MA* You'll never regret If you keep on being objective And act like a collective So we may finally ready. To keep it steady. Like good ole Betty! (Betty White Golden Girls RIP you gorgeous woman) I used to watch the Golden Girls as a kid with my family.

Remember that flower That gave me all the power That makes sure I do nothing but tower? Now I'm going to tell you something to make your mouth sour With all this power You would never be able to cower Against the almighty Q Power But don't worry I'll never cause a flurry All I'd want to do in a hurry Is to make sure the entire world could have some curry And never have to worry In a split second The Q power reckon That all humans would instantly be brought into a world full of magic And nothing about this is classic Just know I wouldn't do anything without your express consent I will never become bent I just want to be Clark Kent This is from my beautiful mind That just wants to unwind And get out of this bind And I'm sure you all wouldn't mind About what you could possibly find? Imagine no cops harassing Or us having to kiss-assing Imagine everyone would have a home And not just access to a tome Where we all respect one another And do more than pretend to be a brother Where we take this to the grave So we behave That we truly believe if we leave even one person behind, we have truly failed as humanity And deserve nothing but this insanity And all boasting and bragging Ain't nothing but you flagging About your psychosis You chose this Instead of not choosing to dismiss All the disastrous All you did was miss The mark Kent Clark All you are is bark So let's embark In this beautiful mind That just wants to unwind The point of the present is to be translated into a gift Not for you to grift That's the mark Kent Clark To live everyday as if you had 7 days left to live. *Homage to Uber Riders* And let us all be like Liv And put down the shiv Aight bib *MA* It's about working together and loving each other Let US be like the 8% of written history that were wise ones Not the 92% that just wanted to smother Let us think of our future for our sons And put down the gun And let us just have some fun in the sun This is why "God" gave you free will. It certainly ain't to continue being a shill. Or to use a grill (multi meaning) It's to be loving To every cousin See what you have is more real and powerful than Q power You can educate yourself and stop with all the cock blocks*MA* And stop putting yourself in any box That does nothing but benefit the fox You could make this world all of ours And go back to making love under the stars Stop being behind bars leaving scars And go way out far To any star And be civil and stop with the drivel You are loved and most intelligent And most certainly elegant It doesn't matter what you have for a car Or if you're a "star" We all belong behind bars And before you try to give me scars Just listen to your northern star (Should be Logic and Compassion) Or you won't get far In any car We all use our Q power to watch as brown people get treated like slaves Or get buried in graves And we all can't be Flavor Flavs So I just say If you know of a crime And you do nothing but bide your time And do not shine You are entwine Of all crime Because you chose to dim your shine Yet, you still show up in your Sunday best And act like you're better than all the rest While I am on a holy grail of a quest Not to be better than all the rest But to show that you are blessed I digress

So y'all think you're gangstas? And you're Rap Gods? But I'm here you tell you that you ain't nothing but wangstas And frauds You act like you're family and give a fuck about the fans But you act worse than the Klan You just numb all your fans While acting like Stan's But you never act on the fact you "love" us fans I'm just trying to understand Can you say it slow? So I can keep up with your sick flow That makes you sound like a Joe Schmoe That if you're a Rap God and Gangsta Why you act like a wangsta Real Gangstas like Mitch McConnell are the real Gangstas They take over countries and rule the world So if you so Gangsta, why is it that all you do is threaten to be break legs Or make that bread Or get some fire head And show us your head is full of lead So instead, Why don't you all stop fronting And stop with the grunting Act like real G's And stand up to all the "OG's" Stop getting down on our knees So we can finally be free So if you stick with me I guarantee We all will stop with the front And the grunt Because I the Real OG Joey Will make sure to confront All of our "Goliath's" Just let them try us Now I don't mean to go to war Or even need to be a whore Let me tell you how we get the greatest score And floor The pedal To the medal And don't mess with our mettle So we never have to settle We The People Will be better than Hansel and Gretel And be gangsta as ever But we must be clever And always be civil And stop with the motherfucking drivel And don't even swivel So we may focus on ending the boxes in our life So we may unite and stop with all the strife If you think you gangsta and you don't take over countries, just get on with your life *Homage to Freedom Writers* Now I ain't no Coolio But I'm just here to schooly yo I am the one with the sick flow Just to let you know. I am the real Rap God That ain't no fraud. My music is meant to heal this broken world Instead of letting it unfold Into something untold Why are you so God damn cold? Or decide to fold? Or is the only gold That matters is in your teeth or on your wrist Or pretending that you ain't a bitch? Now please don't twist I'm not trying to just dis I'm just spitting the facts And I know it tastes like tact's. Just relax I'm just spitting facts So we can stop being fat cats That just reacts Before listening To what I'm spitting And I promise if you truly listen We will be smitten And just know I ain't no kitten I am a whore that is ready to roar And even the score So I implore Stop with the snore and being a whore And let's stop with the cooties Or being Judge Judy And stop talking about all the big ass booties And yes, I might be a bit fruity But it's my flavor That you need to savor. And just know I'll never waver Or be your savior But your equal And I promise never to grill Unless you be acting like swill That's what real Gangstas do Let me put you in the correct shoes They handle they business They don't snort snow Stop acting with all this dizziness. So we may ALL glow So let us finally act real And stop with acting like Spheal *Homage to Pokemon* The real Gangstas flood our streets with crack And continue to mind fuckery us into acting wack Like we don't give a Fack *Homage to EM* And I'll never digress Till I get this all this off my chest And just know I'm blessed And I might suck horribly at Chess But you'll need a cold compress Before I digress And no it's not violent It's just my shine innit I took the time To get off all the grime While you acting like swine So just listen to this sick rhyme Because we don't have all the time You should do your research So don't even besmirch The real Gangstas That aren't wangstas Are destroying our planet That's going to leave nothing but the inanimate. So if you're real OG Rap Gods and gangstas May you please stop acting like wangstas I listen to your sick flows And you really ain't Joe schmoes I know you have the potential to do great things So let US stop just swinging on swings And stop acting like you are tough guys Who thinks they're tough by swatting at flies And who never tries To actually be gangsta and go after the Goliath's And do right by Mother Earth Who gave us all birth You talk about Dear Mama *Homage to Tupac Shakur RIP Brother* You don't think she has thirst? So why do you want all the drama For the Real OG Mother Earth Who gave us all birth And who gave us this Present And she's been nothing but pleasant And hasn't treated us like peasants Being a Rap God ain't shit You get it? If your words are empty And drive a Bentley You ain't shit Get it? Remember I will never quit Until you get it Just respect it And never reflect it Or you'll regret it We only have one Mother Earth So stop acting like a person with all her Girth Instead, show us what you're worth? If you really care about the fans And wish to stop being Stan's Be about it Don't rap about it Show the people your true worth By dropping all of Mother Earth's Girth Now you know my true worth And no it's not about my sick flow So you know It's all about my girth And no I'm not talking about what I got at birth So please do thirst It's about me being a real gangsta standing up to all the Goliath's So let us just try it So we can be true to the fans And stop acting Stan's!

You all sound like Rap Gods and certainly rap like rap Gods, But let me explain how you ain't nothing but bitch ass frauds Who believe in no Gods But the cash God You rap how you love every fan like they family But when your family comes to you with wanting to unite this world and take on the system you hate, You ignore and do nothing but perpetuate, All the hate All the rape All the evil in this world and we all act like fucking apes*ONLY meaning to take from this is Hubris/Lack of intelligence. Referring to all Humans 18+ and capable* Who do nothing but get quaked I can't just Obliviate*Homage to Harry Potter* All the irate So you say you're a rap God eh? You think you can play? But hey... If you "love" your fans like we "family" and you have political platforms Why are families like mine still torn? Shouldn't you want to adorn? And no I do not wish to be the object of your scorn I want you to actually be men of your word Rap Gods And stop being frauds I promise we shall applaud, But never for a fraud!

I got the right To fight All the pain and anguish I've suffered due to being autistic And altruistic But let us be realistic, It's because I'm the real Janitor that be mopping Em*double entendre* up With the facts That I be popping like a bottle of Tic Tacs, Because folks don't know how to act. I've been robbed by a Walmart partner of my entire disability money of $700 over corruption, but it's funny because they have the gumption, Oh wait, that ain't right, it's because they have balls To throw me against the walls, But that ain't right either It must be, they have a deal with the Reaper And I ain't talking about no creeper These people have no morals, They'll destroy all the coral And don't forget the floral Oh wait that ain't right again, It's about the bees Who wish to be free, Just like me And maybe Entire countries, oh wait That ain't right again, it's a global crisis they causing Which is costing But just remember, I ain't average Like these savages Who only know how to slaughter and ravage They're about to know That I glow with this sick flow And they don't even know All the shit they did that caused me to become hollow And had to swallow All their hollow small dick energy that came to follow They made me into a poet Even though I didn't know it I just rap So I can cut through all the crap Like Moses did I got two kids So we can all stop acting wack Like we be smoking crack I'll blow some hope into you And if you only knew That I would do ANYTHING for you The reason you should trust me, is because all of the bullshit I've been through Became my glue And you won't have any clue Unless you give me a chance. And to be honest I ain't shit at first glance But I promise you with all that I have That I will make Alexander The Great look like his name carries no weight I want to bring us into a "Starfleet" That will never deplete And it will unite the world under love, compassion, understanding, logic, and be completely creative Instead of what ever cesspool world that's got us vegetative I just want all the unnecessary pain and sorrow To be gone tomorrow Because I wouldn't of wished my life upon my worst enemy I've been mainly nothing but friendly You know what that has gotten me? Nothing, but wishing I was free. I've had to mask Like a task And now it's time to kiss my ass And time to let me take you to class Before I bask That's all I ask. 92% of history has been caused by the so-called "Elites" But they ain't worth the shit I scrape off my cleats So please keep listening to these sick beats From the real Janitor That promises to Mop up all the fakes, "Elites," and anyone else that aims to harm us if that doesn't make it clearer. There's a lot of shit I need to get off my chest And I just want you to know I am not like the rest I am inimitable And my campaign is formidable I could ask for $1 And for all y'all to holla On my social media And I'd never have to act like beatah*Boston Accent* I'll make an encyclopedia About all I am about to tell ya. I've been kidnapped because the government is on crack, Like I was nothing but some tasty snack Treated by a sexist state "justice system" and turned into a burrito, And let me tell you that I need more than a Mojito So stop trying to swat me away like I am a mosquito I've been raped multiple times, assaulted multiple times, robbed by roommates and came home to find them drinking beer with the money, But it's only turned me into honey Faced a corrupt system more times than water in the Seven Seas But I just want to be left the fuck alone. With my PTSD And stay in my zone Been at rock bottom most of my adult life Which has caused me ineffable strife But I've been blessed and am overly blessed right now and even with all the drama, I know I am not no Dalai Lama, But I've never been calmer. Due to all the armor* Homage GOT Tyrion* Thanks due to the Reapers Who aren't no creepers I promise to you that I will do ANYTHING to ensure my two beautiful autistic children and all 8 Billion family members. Will grow up in a world without want and never turn slender Or be turned into the blender of life Or have to deal with strife Or I will give you my life. I just recently found out I have Asperger's No it's not Ass burgers But just to make it clear, I don't care, I just want to have my flair And dare You to do better than the Ass Burgers narcissist that wasn't the best And I suck at chess But just so you don't need to guess I completely transformed like a phoenix from the ashes, To come clap all they asses And if you're Mr. Magoo and need glasses It's about bringing HOPE back to our door So we can soar! Even though I've had a tumultuous relationship with sex at the beginning of life, I can't really gripe I've been blessed a God level sex life And especially with my ex-wife. If I am ever in an open relationship I promise I will never dip So don't even trip Just come on and flip So let us get back to it And no I don't mean the clit*MA* Not even one bit*MA* I am not perfect, but I try everyday To keep my demons at bay So I can slay And not delay Bringing a beautiful and hopeful world of tomorrow To drown all your sorrows So you don't need to borrow Or continue to be hollow So please just follow So I can stop being hollow Just to make one last thing clear Even though I have a flair For the dramatic and I am asthmatic and pragmatic Just know we are all vile Like bile So before you judge Just know we are all nothing but sludge Till we get rid of our metaphorical pudge *Drops the MIC* Might Make a Part two or make it into one HELL of a long Rap. (I have suffered ineffably)

I've always been misunderstood And I grew up partially in the hood People always think I'm talking down But you need to stop acting like a clown It's never meant to cause a frown I am just autistic And always try to be altruistic And realistic So don't get it twisted It's not about you So stop acting pretentious And trying to act like you knew Or acting contentious I'm a one of a kind And I hope you wouldn't mind Honesty is the best policy So stop with your disconsolacy Due to being autistic I have a mouth that speaks its mind Sometimes we aren't aligned It puts me in a bind I just wish people were kind And try to find The strength to stop being so blind And just unwind Because I'm not trying to dim your shine I'm a one of a kind I always follow logic and compassion And never try to be trashin' But sometimes I can't stop it from happening It's in my DNA And I can never wish it away Or train it today So it just slay And no I'm not gay*was called gay due to my personality* But that's OK I'm still happy everyday Just trying to slay. So I just pray That you'll stop being blind And see I'm one of a kind And I would never try to put you in a bind I just wish to unwind And speak my mind And remember I never want to hurt or upset you It's just my glue To who I am Sam I am

Listen To what i envision It's to get us all out of our prison If you don't want to have to be at the behest of the system Please listen to my wisdom If you want the truth You gotta grab it by the root While you watch Netflix and chill You're acting like a shill So if you're free Why are you acting like a tree While they rob us blind And unwind With all our money Honey You think because you are free to roam That they aren't hitting you in the dome Like they used to in Rome! Just because you can use chrome? Have a home? Can get some sick-ass dome? Or read a tome? We are divided into boxes By all the foxes Don't you see? You could be free like a bee But you act like Tweedle Dee And Tweedle Dum And stick out like a sore thumb So listen up here son There's nowhere to run If all you want to do is have fun In the sun "God" gave you free will Not to act like a shill Or pay a bill But to think outside the box Not to be out thought by the fox Or have the intelligence of a bag of rocks Who the fuck cares about your fat cocks?*MA* Or you playing with your locks When all you are is a bag of rocks*MA* Is this what you call being free? To be a tree? To have a legacy of being obsessed with being fake And ignoring all the earthquakes? To have some shakes? While all you fucking care about is your Sunday best And fuck this test? To fuck Palestine And act like fucking swine? While you forget that nothing is stronger than the will of the oppressed! *Homage to MC Abdul* Why won't you become one of the confessed And stop being at their behest? And say it with your chest Give it all your best Unlike all the rest I will never digress But I do confess That I'm in a prison And I just want you to become arisen And motherfucking listen Stop with all the kissing And know that I'm not dissing Stop letting them be pissing On your face You disgrace Show some honor Instead of all the dishonor And show some bravery And put an end to our slavery Our phones Set the tones And I'm not talking about scrumptious scones They distract you So you don't see the cage And it's like you don't have a clue Only if you acted on what you knew It's how they stop the rampage Now it's time to act your motherfucking age And put down the phones And correct your motherfucking tone I'm tired of being alone In my empty home Aren't you? Oh wait, you haven't a clue. You think you're free While acting like a tree

This game is impossible. The fuck ups are colossal Rito knows this And chose this. Over negligence and greed I just wish I was freed And maybe they would have some creed Other than to purely be about planting the seed And feeding their greed They say this game is free, which is to be without restrictions So why is their only convictions To cause a depiction Of addiction And fiction And have a predilection To cause an affliction Of me wanting to give myself an eviction But I can't because I have an addiction This fucking malediction So you might be wondering what about the friction So just listen I had an account named blackman169 And yes it was hella fine Until it was time To play the game And maybe garner some fame And what I'm about to tell you is ineffably lame I would be called Ninjaer*N Word* Rito allowed them to pull the trigger And all they did was just snicker Go figure They allow depictions of racist, grooming, and all sorts of fucked up names And play hella games Let me tell you more About how they're nothing but a whore That love nothing but gore And they'll never put you into a snore It's all about their store They care about nothing more So let me get back to the gore I've played well over 10000 games With 75% lames Who I mainly told to stay in their lanes And you might be saying "it's just a game" Why don't you calm down and go bowl some frames So just listen And stop with the glisten Rito knows about all the bots And tots Which makes it impossible to enjoy And they'll just act coy Which will trigger a ploy And they'll talk to us like we are just a boy I play this game to relax Not be to told to chillax So just listen to these egregious facts I wish to be the very best in ranked Not to be mentally shanked Out of those 10000 games They mainly made me drained When you continually play 1v9 All the time It dims its shine And it's not "just a game" You motherfucking lame It's all about our time on this planet And I don't want to spend it smashing my face into the granite OK Karen? So stop with your bitch-ass glaring And fix your hearing Follow my bearing OK Karen We should stop letting companies run amok You dumb schmuck So let us get back to Rito Who I wish I could veto And were cool like Danny DeVito*Homage* A customer service representative admitted to saying that "oh you didn't deserve the ban" This is when shit hit the fan He did it anyways for 3 days straight That was my fate Just because he wanted abuse his power Just know I didn't cower They abused their power over and over I wish I had the luck of a four-leaf clover Ranked is meant for people that take it serious Not that find this game hilarious It's a riddle To as why a lot of people run it down the middle And do nothing but play with their fiddle And no I don't mean the champ Fiddlesticks Who knows how to lay down some bricks I just want to climb And I don't mind Being on my grind But I don't want to play with the blind Like Mr Magoo Who don't even have a clue That there's a map And not to get fucking trapped Or pretend it's Call of Duty and all they know is to get clapped Everything I'm about is bringing back order And leaving behind all this disorder So gamers if you want to stop with this torture And turn a corner Stop being a mourner And wish to have someone who will reinforce To stop with the enforcer All the horror And stop having to endure the keyboard warrior Then vote for me And I promise to set you free And to be upfront and veracious I was nothing but gracious You're going to think I'm hella toxic But I was nothing but anoxic *Oxygen-Deficient Condition* You have to remember Newton's Third Law: Action & Reaction Ritos' game is so indescribably horrifying , that we should bring a class-action So we may get more than a fraction Of their proceeds So we can finally humble them to their knees And stop their glee Maybe then we can teach them some creeds So they stop ripping us out like weeds And let us be free To play this insatiable game.

I am Native American. *Beginning is a Monologue* We named our daughter Denali (The Great One) to be inimitable, but more importantly: In honor of all of our fallen family members who were savagely scalped, land stolen, rarely portrayed on TV unless absolutely required, the MMIW, and any other tragedy It's our sad reality So it disgusts me to no end to be treated so savagely by an elder When all I want to do is be a welder Not to be treated like helter-skelter Over the statement, "White People Don't Exist" Now isn't this such a twist? Like a God damn contortionist If you hate someone no matter your color You are a feeble-minded feller I am running for President to be the Champion of all people So we never end up like a movie sequel I am here to be your equal. Go to my website if you wish to know how that's so So you know So we can all heal And stop treating each other like we do to veal So we can stop bickering over land Or wanting to use our back hand Just so you know I'm very ignorant about my people But just know I'm no sheeple I so yearn To learn But I want to hear from our people I don't want to hear, read from or in any source, even a steeple. It's always best to hear it from our people I'm a visual learner, I want to ask a million questions, and want to do it around a big bonfire in Mother Nature If you can trust me, I will change things through legislature I have a good-nature Just not on paper But I certainly am a young man that's dapper Not to just sit in the crapper Or ever be a kidnapper Or ever look for a clapper And I will never use a zapper So let us get back to why I became a rapper I want to bring our people into the light So we may never fight It isn't right We've been through an ineffably horrible past And I don't want us to speed by to fast We still celebrate Thanksgiving Are you tripping? They used to scalp us For a lot more money than the cost of taking the bus So how can we trust? All this fucking disgust You just look pass Unless we got a fat delicious ass We want recognition And some God damn contrition Our Land, sea and air is so damaged it's like an explosion From nuclear-fission Is this what our great people envision? To be psychotic And no we aren't just motherfucking exotic Or erotic It is like you're smoking a narcotic Acting all neurotic Or hypnotic When you smoke to much of the chronic And the worst is you act robotic To all of our tragedy Sadly So let us get back to reality. MMIW stands for all the Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women Yet, why we act like Limen Isn't Newtons Third Law About doing something about all we have saw? I mean no disrespect to anyone else, But haven't you noticed we always are kept on a shelf So would it really be that hard to ask you to inconvenience oneself To finally put us in the light We are so bright We aren't savages Or meant to go through ravages We love mother nature Most have a good-nature And certainly look hella dapper We are not here to take you to the crapper So can you stop putting us on our knees Pretty, pretty please I just want to explore the 7 seas Not to wake up and itch to fleas Pretty, pretty please Stop putting us on our knees I digress, Thanks in advance for being the best!

Goku is a shitty father But he is still the Godfather So why bother? You say! Not hip hip hooray Please don't act like a Mockingjay*Represents Defiance and Homage to the Movies* He's mainly always saved the day Remember his total saved Was around 100 billion from the depraved So many times I can't be precise And he's always paid the price And rolled the dice But no matter how much you slice He could have excise With his life Yet, he has put the planet in danger For the indescribably powerful stranger But he's mostly came on top And destroyed the bot And his son Gohan Acts like he's from Rohan He's saved the day But rarely does he slay He would rather study And be your buddy But let tell you about his power When he didn't cower He even became stronger than Goku You can watch it on your Roku Piccolo is his true Daddy And it's also true that he was a baddie But he was always there for Gohan when Goku was a ghost Piccolo would never boast He was always a God-Tier host And did the most He never left his post But he did fly from coast to coast And make Gohan a pot roast And would never treat him like burnt toast Piccolo said listen closely All ghostly "You have the potential to become the most powerful being on Earth, you need to believe in yourself and unleash that power" this hour! We were made in "Gods image," so lets not let OUR godly power Go sour "It's do-or-die time" So listen closely to this sick rhyme About the best life forms of all-time! "So draw out all your strength and use it to protect your world and everyone in it!" "Right" So let us act like we are bright We should all learn something most important from an "anime" that people make fun of Aight gov*British accent**Homage to Britain's* Fat Majin Buu Ain't no foo He will fuck with you And turn you into chocolate And put you in his pocket Yes, he used to be a villain But now he straight chilling And definitely be grilling He was super fat He could turn us all into a kit Kat Or make us go splat And when Evil Buu Ate Good Buu, there's nothing he could do Via making him into chocolate He definitely didn't put Good Buu in his pocket So when they combined It was for a design For Evil Buu to climb And find All this tremendous power Thankfully that would sour But he also gained a lot of mental capacity That helped with his veracity Finally but not least Would come out the feral beast Named Kid Buu And he didn't give a fuck about you He would put his pointy finger in the air Like he just didn't care And certainly would ensnare Anyone that dare To go against all his might Anyone would end up with one hell of a fright Till Goku came to save the day And made sure to always slay And this time he put both hands in the air But he certainly did care Because Vegeta needed to be the distraction So Goku could get some traction With his Spirit Bomb To bring back the calm So let us sing this song And fuck along*Mature Version* Bulma is a genius And completely ingenious She was an inventor And she was always at the center She was definitely a venter And most certainly (in funny voice) a dissenter And a 1%er That used it to be one hella of an experimenter Bulma was also hella fine And got Vegeta, the best man of-all-time Vegeta would definitely shine With that Final Flash And he would always clash With Goku Who was a bloke who Would never come out last So lets not skip past And let us talk about how Bulma was first class And a blast She made the 2 most important things ever And Bulma was ineffably clever One is called the Dragon Ball radar That could find the Dragon Balls and help heal any scar Let me tell you how And no you don't need to ever slaughter a real cow You collect all 7 And they'll bring you into heaven You can make almost any wish That'll make you never be standoffish It could even grant you most scrumptious dish Out of all 12 Galaxies And yes it does have its fallacies And Bulma's definitely made all their lives a breeze And she's such a tease (To Vegeta) The second thing was called the Time Machine That would allow Future Trunks to intervene So he could be brave and go back in time To get rid of the grime That was in their prime And 17 and 18 would definitely shine When they combined They were brother and sister And were more powerful androids than a twister They were sick and twisted And they always persisted And weren't ham-fisted They almost wiped out the human race Without a trace And definitely had some bass So Bulma was integral To all humans survival She had no rival Except her dad Who was certainly a chad Master Roshi He was definitely a trophy He taught young Goku everything he knew But his spirit was like cordon bleu It was an acquired taste Because he would always chase The pretty women With a big ole persimmon He was a pervy-old sage Who would never act his age And you would understand if you saw him bleed through the nose Like it was a hose He taught Goku the most important ability he has called the Kamehameha But you don't want him to fuck with cha He might be an old fart And taste a bit tart But he has a big heart And his power was off the chart When Krillin and Goku were kids Master Roshi treated them like his very own grandkids And did the improbable He made them both unstoppable And taught them how to become volatile To stop any obstacle He did this by making them deliver milk And he would never bilk Them out of their training But he did make sure they were straining That's how you get all the power So you never need to cower Krillin always be chilling Because he hit his ceiling And he was never the villain But best believe he was feeling Coalesced When Frieza rammed his sharp horn into his chest He needed more than a cold-compress But don't be stressed He's most certainly blessed As you could've of guessed He had a beautiful family And they weren't clammily They were his daughter Marron and his wife Android 17 And he made her into his Queen By being the opposite of Charlie Sheen He decided it was best To ask the Dragon, to wish for the bomb in her chest To be removed from her body Because he thought she was more than a hottie And worth more than a Bugatti Even though she was a villain That most certainly wasn't chilling His Destructo Disk Sure knew how to frisk And cut you into two And there's nothing you could do Even if you had all the glue There isn't a single thing you can do Unless you are Frieza You would be cut like pizza He was Goku's best friend Even to the end Which was multiple times Because the bad guys would always dine On his shine Chi Chi You best let her be If you want to be free She's a terror That would make you fear her Especially if you're Goku Because he never wrote to Chi Chi Even though he would let her be For almost all of eternity Even though she was a princess And made him say "oh yes" She was a spectacular mom Who made Gohan study all along And made sure he never hit a bong She was a one of a kind Who roped in the man who would save all of mankind And was the Mastermind Behind Gohan being a scholar Who knew how to spread his dollar Future Trunks Used to sleep in bed bunks With his friend Goten Who was sadly verboten He was on a mission To some ass kicking Of Androids 17 and 18 Who would cause more than a scene And be obscene But the main villain, was Cell The life-form from hell He became Perfect Cell by absorbing 17 and 18 and could even become stronger like a Saiyan by eating a Senzu Bean And kill you clean So don't even gleam As long as he has one cell remain He could never be slain And no it wasn't because he was ordained It was because he was combined with all the powerful players That he could become a good-guy slayer So once Future Trunks bravely killed Cell They no longer needed to rebel Against the hell Isn't that swell? Future Trunks and I are similar We both would become a killer But never for the thriller Or some filler We would do anything to save our world Like never letting our guts become whorled Or traversing through time And leaving our loved ones behind We would always be willing to give up our life To stop the strife Autistic lifespans are 36-55 I'll be 35 When I become the President So I'll make sure to leave a dent Like saving the bees And letting all creatures be free Make Alexander the Great Be the man with no weight I might end up looking or dying like Lincoln What am I thinking? Those chapters? Didn't end in laughter Vegeta The man with the vendetta Who ended up with all the cheddar Who always thought he was better than Goku's power level But Goku only left him disheveled And of course Goku would revel I am most like Vegeta, I have an evil side*Because of Pride* "Only a failure Abandons His Principles and Pride" When he was up against Majin Buu He didn't have a clue Until he knew At the end He could never make Majin Buu bend So he gave up his life To end the strife He said At the end "Trunks, Bulma, I do this for you and, yes, even for you, Kakarot" It felt like an uppercut Straight to Vegeta's gut With the power level of over 9000 He channeled all of his life energy and blew up And even that wasn't enough That he acted tough So it ended up being a bluff After getting so buff And I love him more than marshmallow fluff At the beginning of the show He didn't really glow Until Goku humbled him right to his knees But he never freezed He was the Prince of all Saiyan's And he was always slaying Until he be playing Like when he did with Cell Who rung his bell And brought him into hell He killed his son And no it wasn't with a gun "He will pay the ultimate price for what he has done to my son" With his "Final Flash" That had hella gas But at last Even though he couldn't avenge his son It still worked out in the long run "You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there's one thing that a Saiyan always keeps: his pride." And we should never hide From a fight That's never right! So follow their plight. We are all Super Saiyans. You know I am saying?

Cannot stop this Or top this So I'll just deflect your dis Just like I would your bish Even though I would cook her a delightful dish And yes she would start sucking like a fish Cuz I'm Mr. steal your bish So let us get back to why you cannot stop this Or top this I've made love to over 45+ women That makes go Super Saiyan. Ya know what I'm saying? Just keep in mind I'm autistic And the social skills I was born with were cystic Just remember nothing is "realistic" And no women I don't think you're just another statistic Speaking of statistic Most men got the limp dick Me? Well lets see My statistic is an avg of 3-5 and a high of 8 Women, don't you wish you could relate? That your men could be great And not just deal with your fate? Well, come meet me by the gate And I'll make sure you're never irate After our date And I'll make you quake More than the Great Chilean Earthquake So lets stop talking about sex Even though I'm one of the best I digress So you still want to put me to a test? I used to play World of Warcraft And I used to certainly kick ass And made sure to keep my team on task And we did certainly bask I took a team stuck on Normal Festergut To making sure we busted a nut And just keep in mind These weren't the best kind They were from the worst server out of all Yet, they brought the fall Of the Heroic Mode Lich King And yes we most certainly did sing We are the Champions Of the World If that isn't impressive enough They were like cream puffs They sat around and role-played All day Those aren't the guys that slay They buy their stuff through layaway I could play all 38 roles all day Well at least I did anyway I came up with a better way to run a government than Switzerland And pay for any fund I have the balls To throw all the so-called "Elites" and Goliath's against the wall And you bet your ass they'll stall Or best play ball Or I'll knock them down before the Fall Of my first year And bring them down on their knees, ya hear? I am but one man And we will never be like the Klan I am the man with a plan I don't fuck around and I ain't no Stan I am a one of a kind Trillion dollar mind But we all gotta unite together under one Spirit Bomb And never go back to fighting the Viet Cong We most certainly didn't belong So sing along Or rap this song And let us move on From the bragging and boasting Let us start toasting And end the roasting Unless it's on purpose Never to cause a Circus United We Stand or Divided We Fall OK, y'all? So lets not stall So we may never fall United, they cannot stop this And I promise to never make you my bish I'll just cook you a scrumptious dish Against our rival the Blue Jays I certainly did slay I either own the record of striking people out the most with a shutout Or got cut out And no, none of this is about clout I just want to live my life to my best ability and catch some trout With my son And show him how to respect a gun And with my little baby girl Who I just want to twirl They're my world I also love all 8 billion And no I don't want a million I just want to be a great dad and civilian And maybe put more in a bun I'm doing this for you You haven't a clue What the fuck I'd do for you So why don't you give me a chance And I know I ain't shit at first glance But in less than 30 days (From Feb 12th) I did more than slay I'm a virgin rapper Who took all the Goats and Rap Gods to the crapper And I did it while looking hella dapper. You want me to put my money where my mouth is? I'm new to this rap biz Yet, I'm already a master lyricist I wrote 1 love song and 55 raps No cap That's about roughly 11 albums worth At birth I think this proves my girth And I'll make you thirst For that fire That'll make you want to call me sire But I ain't about that life All it does is bring strife I just want to be called Joey and be a shepherd That makes sure you never end up peppered

I used to be a full-blown narcissist So listen here narcissists It's all about whether you wish to stop being a coward Or end up soured It's about facing reality So you could gain your own tomography So you can stop being a slave And be brave And stop being a slave to yourself So why don't you leave it on the shelf This is how you do it So you never get bit You always face your fears and use your wise brain So you stop getting slain And apart of that is accepting you need help And to stop with the self-help. It's OK to let your guard down So you never frown You need to go to therapy Because you need some brain radiotherapy You cant do that by your self Otherwise, you'll end up walking off the continental shelf So lets delve Into the mind of a man who climbed Mount Narcissism And got this sick rhythm It's the equivalent of Mount Everest It's because I'm the cleverest Oh wait that's wrong Without my old therapist id be dead and gone So rap along So I know you feeling this song So we can all finally move on When you put your wise brain to its fullest by always going by logic and compassion You'll never have to ration Making it all about you So I don't need to take you to school Ya fool I got diagnosed recently with Asperger's Syndrome And not knowing this all my life fucked up my dome I used to think being completely veracious was the way to go But it's not about being at a self-righteous low It's about making sure we glow And use the sick flow That we all know It's all in you You just gotta believe it! Dattebayo! Ya know! I am not perfect I am an addict Sex, Video Games, and Driving fast in lanes Like it's in my veins I don't know how to explain So I'll refrain I've lied, cheated, plagiarized, and done plenty of evil deeds But I promise that was before I got my creeds And my voice And finally had a choice. To be a better man As I can For my son and daughter I will end up in hot water And be treated like fodder All because of my past But y'all can kiss my ass I may not be perfect, but I've never raped or murdered Except these sick beats That put me on fleek But know I was never nurtured I wish my parents were there more And I don't want you to have to hear all the gore That gave me trauma responses That plays with my conscience I just want to rid the world of this nonsense This is why I am running for President of the United States of America in 2024 To even the score So we can end the abusive sex cycle Not to just recycle recycle recycle That's the definition of insanity So can we put an end to all of these calamities I had serious abandonment issues That would end up with you needing tissues Because I am inimitable I've always been discriminable Or called a fa***t But I don't take it in my baguette I just love Celine Dion And love singing along To My heart will go on I'm just different So I get treated indifferent Even though they're ignorant And never been considerate Even my so-called old "friends." You would think they need a lens So they can read And maybe have some creed So that's why I make it my mission to be alone And eat delicious scones And stay in my zone So I'll never get hurt By their turret I end up looking like Swiss Cheese When I do nothing but try to please But know I'm finally free And promise to never be a tree Or have glee I just wish to be me Without fear of hanging from a tree Metaphorically I have a lot of rage And I never act my age I always try to slay and be a sage And know I'm not perfect But I'm definitely worth it I am like the hulk And I always skulk I'm damaged goods I grew up in the hood I'm a sexual survivor And one of the best Professional Drivers Want to know how I stay calm So I don't end up embalmed Just listen So you can glisten Always face reality no matter how hard And I promise you'll go far Also, due to my tisms I don't follow the rhythms And I repeat different accents So please don't get bent Just know I'm no Clark Kent And I earned every mental cent Just remember I'm mainly misunderstood And recently went Super Saiyan into adulthood I'm also completely unorthodox But if you trust me, I'll always think out the box And show you the building blocks Go Red Sox

We are at 170% capacity Just waiting for a tragedy Just driving off a cliff And smoking a spliff So why don't we face the reality That causes ineffable gravity Of our situation Capitalism of our nation Together But like handling a feather We pretend we have infinite resources But we need to all pull together and join forces That sad reality is We would need to get into roughly 6 billion people's biz For all of this to fizz It hurts me to no end to have to say this I'm not really trying to slay this We would have to make the most impossible choice of asking 3/4 of the world to commit Seppuku And never again would be able to play Sodoku That's if we wanted to live like the average Middle-Class American So if you don't want us all ending up looking like a skeleton We could always make space stations That would be a semi-permanent vacation But it's better than have to lay wasting And much more pleasant-tasting Please don't panic Or go manic It's not to late We are not at the Pearly Gates We just have to face the music And be a Muzhik Once we do this, we can organize And realize That nothing is impossible When you're Kim Possible

"All Bravery is, is doing what you go to do, despite being scared to death" You don't gotta worry about making a mess Life is about faking it until you make it You can't escape it Unless you're a sociopath, you experience human emotions And pay in mental tokens But eventually practice makes perfect And you'll be so smooth as to take anything from a pocket (Homage to White Collar) Then you will finally be gaining experience and instead of losing mental tokens all the time You'll be be able to blow up overnight and write sick rhymes Whether on paper Or looking hella dapper It's all about what you make it So make sure to go out and quake it! I'm the prime example Of how you can learn to trample Let me give you a sample I used to be a full-blown narcissist and I'm Autistic So lets be realistic That's like I have a X4 weakness So listen to my uniqueness I climbed Mt. Everest for all 8 billion and mostly myself So I could stop putting myself on a shelf I never had courage Until I put all my bad shit into storage It's about facing your fears And never letting them steer Like the great FDR stated "We have nothing to fear except fear itself" So stop doing it to yourself You are your own worst enemy Eventually it'll become breathlessly You deserve some clemency. So be brave and strong And just get along Critically think And in a blink You'll be on fleek Even if your a geek Or like to kiss on the cheek. The point is, to be brave You control how you behave So stop being a slave You don't live in a cave You can do anything you crave Once you become brave Hip Hip Hooray

I am a survivor And one of the best Professional Drivers And would never be a slave driver I made my business cards and website on Fiverr We all gotta thank the Truck driver I am grateful for Liv She taught me to forgive And how to live So I didn't have to relive The determinative That was corroborative And combative Liv was never ruminative And most importantly, showed me how to give Everything from the heart Mariska Hargitay did it through her art That I never want to part The lessons she taught And will teach I will always preach Consent matters This you should never shatter This isn't cookie batter Stop acting like the Mad Hatter All Lives Matter So don't splatter It's not about political things It's about what Olivia brings So don't let her sting She'll do more than put you in a sling Or maybe just fling Or whatever is her thing She's a Queen Unlike anything I've seen She is the epitome of brave She works like a slave So people can behave And stop doing the sick things they crave That make them depraved My son Leon would always wake up to Dun Dun Dun "In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated Detectives who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad know as the Special Victims Unit. These are there stories. Dun Dun" I have mad respect for all of the brothers and sisters in blue who give us all justice But not the ones that cause injustice Trust this We should never hate anyone no matter what. Once you do that? You can never go back Clickety-Clack That's a fact You become Hitler Or possibly get touched by the babysitter I'm just kidding of course You just gotta ride a horse To the source It's called Love and understanding It's about knowing we are all FAMILY notwithstanding So why don't we all stop with the Grandstanding And stop disbanding It's all about love and uniting And maybe some kite flying So stop the buying And the lying I'm just trying To give great thanks Get some bank And this goes out to Mariska Hargitay Who always made my bad days Go away I just want to say "We all thank you from the bottom of our hearts." We wish to give you some sweet tarts. You showed us de way. To always slay And to never parley And make sure they pay It's about facing our demons So we may never wake up screaming Or fiending Or bleeding We just want our freedom. From our demons "Thank you Mrs. Mariska Hargitay!" You taught us how to slay And make sure men and women knew how to obey I thank you everyday Hip Hip Hooray

"Battou" is the act of unsheathing the sword and "sai" is part of a name which is usually assigned to a samurai! Hitokiri is literally "Manslayer." He's a legendary guy Just like this lil fry Who will most certainly try To live up to the name "Battousai, The Legendary Hitokiri" I am aiming for the sky But I promise not to fry Like Icarus did into the sun I'll make sure to have fun When I Quick Draw and beat your gun "Remember this about being a Samurai I'm not looking for either of us to die" I'm going to rap forever I'm certainly clever And famous for my Quick Draw *wrote 50+ songs in under a month and that's anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours max per song* I barely have any flaws As you saw Yee-haw Any enemy that stands in my way I'll blow them away With my Hiten Mitsurugi-ryū It will kill you Psyche Come ride a bike And let me take you on a journey what life is really about It's not the clout Or to catch trout Not just yet I promise if you listen and take it to heart, you won't regret I bet So lets vet It's about redemption And having the gumption To break the tension So you may strengthen Let us hope you can relate So we can stop having everyone be irate We let little kids be separated from their parents So are you really daring? To go flaring And lie by saying you caring? We all need redemption And the gumption To stop being a pumpkin We have the ability to make our world into something beautiful Not pitiful Like it unfortunately is This is why I'll never fizz It's my biz And all people biz To show honor And stop acting like a Goner Or a yawner You're not a zombie Stop acting like your dumb as a tree I don't say this with glee I say it to set us free Of our chains So we don't end up all up like Kurt Cobain. So if you don't want to end up slain And wish to gain Then refrain And get on my train I am Battousai, The Legendary Hitokiri You already see And I will forever be your guy And if I die Please go cry Than dry your eye Always be happy and honest Because I promise If you're dishonest You'll have to face this Just remember, I am the Battousai And I will make sure you die It's about a man who wanted to make up for his sins But you can put that in the bin He was one hell of a kin He did everything In honor He wasn't a Goner He murdered to make a better path With bloodbaths He was not a psychopath He always was thinking of the aftermath That's how he got the infamous X mark He was Kent Clark But at the same time Nothing but grime He murdered someone else's lover Named Akira and despite that, Tomoe would eventually recover And become Kenshin's lover Akira was a Samurai And one helluva guy Who loved Tomoe very much But Tomoe didn't have the guts To do anything but give a dark cut And a sinking feeling in Kenshin's gut But Akira got the first cut She found out what kind of man "Battousai, The Hitokiri" was And she lost her buzz Even though she loved Akira Her forgiveness was greater than the Sierra It was love That came above You understand now coz? That the key to life is love And to go above and beyond for light years. Like Buzz Lightyear. So dry your eyes And please don't cry Please stop with the disguise And make sure we save all guys Women and children So put all your bullshit in a bin And care about all your kin Or imagine the glare you'd get from Odafin *Homage to Fin* And imagine a grin He's all of our Kin We are all born into sin Just leave it in the bin And keep that grin And make sure we win In the game of redemption

"Dear fans" (fam,) please don't act like Stan's It's not about you It's about me And how I just wish to be free From this misery. So please don't take offense And don't act dense I commence What I am about to fence, I love all of thee I just need to be honest about how you've made me feel Just know I have a lot of zeal And wish to keep you on your heel So please don't squeal "Ya feel? Dattebayo!!!" I'm not like Naruto Or Boruto I'm no hero I'm nothing but a zero. This is about how I've turned into Naruto in a way, I have his determination and goals To make sure to fill all the holes To become the Hokage You best believe we will have our day! Hip Hip Hooray! So please believe in me "Dattebayo" And let us see. I've tried for 4+ years to work on myself and to try to get my name out there and do everything for you. You haven't a clue What I've done for you! I've spent thousands on a website And to make sure everything is right And we should be tight I don't ever want to fight But lets turn on the light I've starved for you You haven't a clue I've been through a mountain of anguish Which is kind of lame ish But all you did was dis And dismiss. I ain't no bish I just want us all to swim like fish I've done business cards which cost money Honey I've worn suits To be treated like a Fruit Loop. I've opened doors And got on all fours And acted like a whore To try to score And to be fake When I'm nothing but strong like an Earthquake And I love chocolate shakes And I'm not trying to cause any shake and bake I just want you to take Some time and treat me like you're not fake Countless hours of talking And enduring ineffable mocking When I'm just trying to bring the flock in Not to get discarded Disparaged or Disregarded I'm not deficient Listen to what I envision Some of you are dearly departed I'm just autistic And altruistic Not decrepit You get it? I have the Will of Fire That will never perspire Or the will to be called Sire So please make sure to hire Sire I am hear for you Please have a clue I ain't no foo I'd do anything for you. Mind you You haven't a clue What the fuck I've been through So I'll tell you I've spent countless hours perfecting how to go about things properly So we don't have to deal with monopolies And wake up with fleas And finally be free Like a bee Like we should be. So if you feeling the vibe Just remember we are all one tribe And subscribe I could get a dollar from all of y'all And I could ball That's with 80m votes That'll make me the Goat I promise not to choke I am your folk. That's not the case If you all become my base So let me give you a taste And I'll say it with some bass I will win with a landslide And turn the tide For all Humankind And get us out of this motherfucking bind So don't make me rewind I'm not one of a kind You shall find I am kinda like the Father of Rap Snoop Dogg*Homage**I am the Godfather here to save Rap* No not like a frog And I won't continue to keep you in the fog You the Dogg I am not the type of man that likes to repeat himself So don't inconvenience oneself And put all negative energy high up on the shelf You all owe it to yourself To have some real wealth If you put your trust in me. I promise to thee To never flee And bring about victory Of all Humankind You see the signs. I am truly one of a kind. So don't dim my shine I know how to get out of this bind I can be trusted with Q Power How does this make you sour? Or wish to cower? Don't you want that flower power That'll make you tower And never have to glower I don't get it, don't you want the power? This very hour To make Alexander the Great Look like the man with no weight And put food on your plate? And make sure to be able to skate And make sure we don't need gates Or any hate Or ever be late Or take the bullshit off all our plates Or go on magical dates Or have a home Maybe with a gnome That won't make you want to bash your dome No more homeless Or toothless Like the IRS Bless I will always have the determination To make it about more than any Nation Or any vacation To unite the world under one banner I have no interest in a manor To do adult shit Not for us to continue to throw a fit To start our Starfleet That will never deplete And evolve And solve It's all about the Prime Directive And acting like a collective But that's just speculative Everything's relative And just remember you're unique You are not at your peak So follow me and I promise you we will end up on fleek

This is The Negative One. I did this on purpose. I wish to have all my sequels be better than the Originals. This is based off-of what I have experienced or from what I have seen (This is the negative side of SOME women, NOT ALL. So chill.) I do NOT hate women. Part 2 will be all about positive things about women! The Fairer sex. Please don't beat me. This song is for all the men Amen And yes, I know we aren't all tens No I don't hate women I want to see you positively beaming But I'm sincerely tired of you scheming To be relieving All of men's money Honey Why cant you keep it sunny? Or hell even funny? Most women say "I love honesty and communication It's my only destination" But they must be baking Because they act like we quaking When we do You haven't a clue While they are faking Doing all that raking Taking And having double standards While treating us substandard Women aren't always the victim In this messed up system*double entendre* You are often stuck up Even when we don't fuck up Barely respond Even though we are fond We deal with bots And have to sit on cots And we try to be there for you at all cost Now I'm not saying we are all a boss So please don't call this a toss So listen up hoss To the cost You create the simps I'll give you a glimpse And I get it, we are pimps Every action has an equal, but opposite reaction And that ends up taxing And faxing To our brain Turning us into lames Who just want the dames Not to be rudely told to "stay in our lanes" Or you to act tame (not to act tame just in case) Or to take all the blame (not to take all the blame) Listen to what I'm telling you You haven't a clue Whenever you ignore someone, it's like hitting us in the head *Not literally* So instead Why don't you realize what your actions or inaction's do Because you don't have a clue Imagine hitting up girl after girl That you just wish to twirl And they tell you over and over To get bent over That will eventually make us look like we got hit by Jiren So why don't you start caring? We don't want our head to be filled with lead While we make all the bread So you're fed And if you say men suck in bed It's not because of the dope head. It's because you lack communication That causes you to stay at the station And not go on a vacation So if you want to do chelation Stop, I have a solution Show us de way And we promise to blow you away In a super friendly way;p It's about calling parley And it's not about acting entitled or controlling It's about having fun and bowling Or maybe rolling And smoking And Netflix and chill Stop beating us down a hill I promise you we've had our fill So until We truly act equal We are just acting like every other sequel Full of awful acting and people On both sides *Men and Women equally suck* So let's change the tide And don't bide Or hide You are Queens Stop acting like Charlie Sheen Or poking us through the spleen We just want you to lean And have that gleam And to treat us with r-e-s-p-e-c-t (in honor of Aretha Franklin, may God rest her beautiful voice and soul!)

(In Honor of the Japanese People and to show the highest admiration due to their intense honor) *DEEP BOW* The Japanese People have the highest honor And never show Dishonor You could leave a bag on the ground of PCs And they'd still be free From being stolen Because that's how they be rolling And you never find them swollen They eat scrumptious food and take it to an art form They're never forlorn Or torn They believe in family And I love Ojigi It's to show "I am not above you" I love all you I love how technologically advanced they are And oh boy look at their cars It's like they run on stars And go way far! They're the #1 car company in the world And have meant everything to my son and baby girl Every time I think of my Toyota Camry, I just want to twirl And they are many years beyond Buzz Light Year They know how to get into gear Japanese people have long appreciated the presence of all life in all aspects of nature And they know how to get all that paper They know how to not turn it into vapor And they look hella Dapper They are super polite It's a fright I'm just kidding, they're more than a delight And especially right They never want to fight They understand harmony And do it earnestly They know they only need to use their superpower called a brain They love taking the train No one gets slain It's quiet like a graveyard Because they know how to go the extra yard By giving you a greeting card And play Yu-Gi-Oh Cards Oh Lord I love these people They're not sheeple I love them the most And give them honor with this toast I hope You don't think I'm a dope I've just learned a lot about your culture That made me not want to be a vulture Like Mottainai They are not wise guys And they hate when you verify*Change they give because they have Honor* So lets be like them and unify We can always defy And fly It's all about harmony They do things remarkably Never show discourtesy And because of who they are They've told me how to shine like a star Through their anime's or "cartoons" *Anime outside America for the most part and Cartoons are from America* And I wish I could understand their tunes They've taught me that the real Kings and Queens are our children So let us all do this for them They've also taught me that in Society when you disregard rules and laws And open your Big fat Jaws You are regarded as scum You should be stunned And shunned But if you leave anyone behind And leave them in a bind You best rewind And stop thinking you a mastermind Follow they lead, they have peace of mind It's their state of mind Why are we not one of a kind But we are number 30 When it comes to violence, that's dirty Out of around 1000 species So let us stop throwing our feces And take a cue from the Japanese People *DEEP BOW*

I am a sex God I ain't no fraud But I don't need an applaud I savor All flavors And never need a chaser When I'm high I fly Off the chains And would love to be involved in a train And wish I never did refrain But alas, I am insane But once I stick it in, you're already slain And by the end You'll want to bend And tell all your friends So they can join us on the weekend And every moment you spend Will be in ecstasy I promise you baby One way or another I'll make sure that shit gets smothered I average 3-5 in about 15-20 minutes I'll give you the bizness That's eleven years straight I never made them irate (In Bed only) I'm like a level 5 hurricane I'm insane And I love blowing out both our brains There you go again I ain't tame I'll make sure you're always slain It's in my game To spit these sick fire flames I'm Mr. take your Dame I ain't ever lame Oops you already came Again You will want to keep me locked in chains Once I give you some brain It's insane I have the knowledge of a sage And can go all day Properly So bitch cum on top of me*Bitch as in talking Dirty**I was taught to respect women* And after we can do doggy So I can reach deep inside your body Because you're such a fucking hottie I'll go super froggy At the end I'll make you all foggy Definitely soggy and I'll shake you so hard you'll become groggy And I'll knock you out like Rocky Oh wait that's me On fleek And under the sheets all week I ain't no creep I just want to beep beep beep You'll suck like a fish After I make my special dish And yes I want to fuck your sis/bish Like a deep dish I hope her name's Trish (no connection) I won't even mind if she's a big bish Long as she knows how to kiss This And assault it like it's Assault on Precinct And you bring me to the clink With your jewelry And we will do a bunch of tomfoolery I'm an exhibitionist And I love how you twist Like a God Damn contortionist I am about doing whatever makes you most happy I am not always Daddy. Once you pop You won't stop You'll never get over this And I'll always make you want to be my bish You won't be able to handle this My only weakness Is at first I might burst But that won't stop my thirst If we keep it casual. I'll always make you howl *do actual howling noise*

To be continued...

He pretended to be my coz And made a buzz He told me he would meet me But even while saying that he made sure to delete me He's so pretentious Thinking he can even pretend to bench this He ain't nothing but a bitch Thinking that because he's rich He could throw me in a ditch Like I was a bitch But he has nothing on this I wrote 55+ fire songs in less than 31 days I know how to make sure we are never slaves By all of those depraved So what do you think? Do I float or sink Against a pretentious man With no plan Who acted like a Stan And blew me away like a fan All because he can I am the man with the plan If you underestimate me I will slay thee I'm tired of sitting on a bag of dicks Like some trick I ain't your bitch So I'm here to tell you there's no getting out of this Next time Don't act like swine And I won't have to put you in a bind And who cares you own a gym Slim

I'm here to revive all the dead And people who have their brains full of lead I'll tell you how to stop being in your head So we can keep making that bread We have to organize And stop acting like a Pez I'll shine the way before and when you make me Prez To bring back hope So you never have to drop the soap Or choke Or get hit by a bloke Who might end up killing your folk Make sure our kids learn how to respect and love Every single coz (all 8 billion and counting) Not end up shooting up a school Like it's fucking cool But to be honest, we are all fools How did we let it get this far And give all these kids scars? So the NRA can get shiny cars? Or make the guys who say "You can't take my gun" into stars And take this shit way to fucking far? We don't need war weapons Unless someone be stepping Welcome to Pre-WW2 (Again) You should have a clue You all took history So why do you do nothing but dis me Or treat the rest of the world like they got fleas Bitch please I'm just trying to set you free Not from the graffiti But from your broken mind I'm one of a kind. I just want all of you to shine It should be one hell of a crime For all of us to be acting like swine We have been gifted with technology that can communicate worldwide Or your girl on the side We have the ability to turn the tide Of any Tsunami I'll make sure you're never scrawny It's called the Present because it's a gift Not for you to grift All of those umpteenth amount of people That have died so you never have to live through a sequel If they were alive today, they would be highly disappointed in all of you people Never ever take you to the steeple We've become nothing but sheeple Imagine what they would think? If they could go back to the brink Do you really think If they knew what they were dying for They would die your whore? I think not It doesn't matter if you're hot Or have a mansion Or the latest expansion They would never sanction Dying for you You haven't a clue What the fuck they did for you?! We aren't in a video game You lame We have one life to live That's all we can give. So why don't we finally realize that And stop acting like scat There is plenty of hope You dope Dattebayo!! Yo!! And let us all sing hip hip hooray We are all alive today. So always remember to slay And never pray That's cray cray "God" or Spaghetti Monster gave us free will And the ability to shoot-to-kill It's up to us to decide whether to stay in our head Or get out of bed Which will you choose? Or will you continue to Peruse? And just abuse The ineffable sacrifice all of our loved ones have given This should've made you chillen Not continue being the villain So remember once you stop hiding from your fears You will finally gain hope and never ever have to tear *Cry* Or ever have to Fear Other than "fear Itself" *Homage to FDR*

Climate change Is coming in range Do you really want to be the last people on the planet? And never again listen to Janet?*Homage to Janet Jackson* And have our civilization be smashed into the granite Do you really want the aliens to come in and laugh While smoking their gas As a task To study Not to be our buddy Why we decided to drive off a cliff Smoking that spliff Just like we did to our gift This very hour Everything is going sour While we cower We are going through a 6th mass extinction Can you comprehend that distinction? The world's on fire We are all sires But are pretending like this isn't dire We have diseases we've never experienced coming up And people begging in a fucking cup We should be convening the world Please don't hurl We aren't little girls We need to critically think We are on the brink Fuck fixing the sink We need to get a shit ton of people out of the clink It's a lot to think Just breathe deep and blink It's not as hard as you would think We just need to be like Santa Claus And put away our claws Make a list and check it twice Fuck, who cares whose been naughty or nice We all have our vice So listen to my advice I won't say it twice I won't keep being nice And rolling the dice Our family and all living creatures should come first I love all 8 billion people, Mother Earth, and all to whom she gave birth I hope you understand my thirst We are all cursed And it will get worse And worse And worse Until we are nothing but a joke To the entire cosmos But thought you should know though None of us are hoes So let's not keep it slow We need to row row row*Faster than Humanly Possible* And go go go The list of shit to do needs to be treated like we do our quests That way we can be organized and do our best To heal mother nature While looking hella dapper But first rule of NA Is to slay And obey Not to go against the fray And admit you have a problem And only then, will you be able to solve em We are all running around like our heads are cut off Or we are people of the clot We need to fix our broken selves first Before we literally burst And be the last and worst We need to care about the coral And the floral It gives us fish That are delicious And bees tell us an epic moral story*The natural Order of things* All about glory So you never have to worry It's all about all is one And one is all. If you forget this We surely deserve to fall But we must first learn to crawl Before we stand up straight Just remember we aren't at the Pearly Gates Only we control our fates But it isn't getting late Just look at the doomsday clock You can see it on any block All of Mother Nature doesn't deserve to suffer due to our hubris She wants none of this For you to ruin her So why do we stir? *Stir the Destruction Potion* Stir stir stir Till she's nothing but a blur And she shakes us off like fleas It won't be a breeze She'll bring us down on our knees Whenever she please So listen to thee And care about all living creatures and drink tea And remember just like in Harry Potter, they want us to think we are all strangers But there isn't a higher danger Once they separate us They can gut us That's why it's scary to be alone So remember to unite and eat some scones Do the quests Stay Blessed And to remember to always say it with your chest I digress

I left some things behind So let us rewind. Back into my sick mind Ooooo what shall we find? We are extremely unorthodox We always think out the box Remember how I told you about that mask? That you FORCE us into making it a task? While we wish to just fucking bask? At last We are finally free From your tyranny You will hear me! I speak for all of thee On the autistic tree It isn't just about me It's about the fact we have to conform To pretend to be "norm" It's like waking up everyday wishing we could in the eye of the storm So it's finally time to say fuck you to your request For us to stop acting like we aren't the best Our intelligence is up there along with AI My guy. You fucking small fry You make us just wish we could die I won't lie Every day being fake And needing to bake Because we don't want to quake Your fragile ego. So stop shooting out all those torpedoes We just want to be free With having to worry about pee That you might or might not urinate all over me. Please accept my apology But I gotta explain your neurology Sorry, not sorry I'm tired of dealing with your "patience" While I have to treat you like you're my patient And you're psychotic complacency You're testing our patience G. So listen up to thee We wish to be free To be able to speak to you like an adult Without you fucking thinking it's an insult You dolt Your world is scary But only because you bury And scurry And forget what's most important So stop acting self-important Or like our world crumbling is unimportant You need to act like a serpent And learn how to become absorbent And not act like a fire retardant This is what you need to "memmer" "you have nothing to fear, but fear itself" *Homage to FDR and George Lopez. Hey coz, I memmer* So pick up your self Stop putting our lives on a shelf While we the size of elves Deeper I'll delve You gotta learn to make the distinction That we about to hit an extinction We walk around this world like it's the Twilight Zone Especially when we almost destroyed the ozone So put down that motherfucking scone Stop worrying about your physical home You need to E.T. Phone home To Mother Earth Before she begins her birth Of planetary devastation Why are we waiting? Why aren't we wading? Through all the worlds problems? I know how to solve most of em I'm sure if we put our collective IQ together Nothing could be better Or make the ladies wetter *MA* So we can finally all go on the holy grail quest And that's to do our fucking best I digress

(Homage to Ice Cube) Gangsta Rap Made me do it Just know I'm fluid So check yo self Before you wreck yourself Working at McDonald's isn't just for teens It's for all Kings and Queens They deserve a living wage Why would you want to put them in a cage? I thought you were a sage? This isn't how you should behave To wish people to be a slave When they're bringing things you crave Why are you so fucking depraved? So like I said, you better check yo self Before you wreck yo self It's bad for your health So stop putting them on a shelf We aren't fucking elves We don't work for free For thee I'm here to set up a decree So us fast food workers get paid correctly And stop getting treated so fucking disrespectfully You act so fucking entitled And unbridled We gave you food through COVID It was like you burned us with a stove lid That just exploded When you put it to our face And made us to two face Oh wait, that's you the disgrace We should slap out your taste But you're the real two face You come and be a slob And leave your COVID all over the door knob And you lost your grasp on COVID like it was a key fob Stop acting like a snob We could've done the job And been COVID free That's all I'll say to thee Now back to the workers who you work till their graves Like we are slaves*Fast Food* Because apparently we aren't allowed to stave Off the hunger No, not for something younger But for something greater! But all we got was a master de baiter No one wants that now or later So put down the Red Light saber OK Vader? Rickety wreck yo self Before you check yo self Continuing to think they are your slaves is bad for your health Let me tell you a little story About how my life got turned upside down*Homage to Both Fresh Princes* It's a little gory And I got made into a clown And wanted to drown I just had Leon and I got fired After being ineffably tired Of this bitch named ****h and her tirades That would eventually cascade Into me trembling Like I'm some little Gremlin*Homage* In Sunlight They were just afraid of my bright And I had a meeting with us 3, including the boss Who did nothing but toss Me under the bus I sure did cuss*After the Fact* She gave a choice of "you're not getting an apology and you deal with the evil ****h" *paraphrasing for spice* Who was so toxic she would burn you and require Aloe Vera She definitely would scare ya "Even my therapist says I'm a wicked bitch" Or the second option is "you can quit" But I made sure I bit My tongue Because I didn't want to use a gun And not for fun So I did not run Next day, even though I was mentally tired I still ended up getting fired Let me spit you a verse About how it got worse There was a regular who listened into this Entire dis Who left in the middle of eating his food Because he could see I was being devalued By their indescribable attitude Thank God for my fortitude That had accrued Do to people always treating me this crude And rude So when I say I am Your Champion Aka Battousai, The Legendary Hitokiri Just know I am forever your guy! No lie. P.S. This was one of the MANY insufferable and ineffable events to happen to me. Keep in mind I am not perfect, but no one deserves to be treated so bad they come to the brink of their wits and shaking and needing to have a meeting with the big boss, just to get treated inhumane. Over wanting an apology and for the abuse to simply stop. This is why I understand how you all feel. This is why if you trust me, I will ensure a beautiful world for all future generations to come!

I don't have fake sincerity So let me give you some clarity I'm the beacon of light in a world full of darkness It took me a long time to harness I used to be full of darkness And smelled like a rotting carcass So I went to counseling to find my way Because I used to be Cray And it wasn't okay She taught me how to use my wise mind So I could always get out of any bind This is why I act so kind I've had to endure so much I get chest pains It only made me gain I'm always straightforward because I'm autistic I always try to be altruistic So please don't twist it And just enjoy your visit

Sai/HItokiri/Battousai is going to give it to you*Which of the three?**Fans Choice* Straight We have two fates We don't have time to wait That's why I'll always talk to you straight I never mean to make you irate But if we are to avoid our cataclysmic fate We really can't be late To this date Her name is appreciate This magical blessing But we best stop testing Our fate Fate 1. You can keep your gun You can continue to make love and have fun!*Under the stars**MA* You get to see mesmerizing sunsets And yes, even get upset You bet You can drive a fast car Or fly a plane so far! You can see the fucking stars! See how wondrous and magical you have it? Please stop saying f word*Homage to LGBT**Not a member, not that it matters**clarification only* It's in our DNA To want to play With the bootay Yes it's certainly gay (double entendre) *Happy/Gay* It's OK! You might be confused Let me protrude God or Spaghetti Monster put it there Not for you to glare But to pretend you're at the fair And wonder around there In a guy The limits the sky I bet you're standing there like you're fried No lie But just try To mind your own God damn Spaghetti Monster business And stand there and witness If you don't like something that's fine Just keep in mind Another mans trash is another mans treasure And that's including pleasure I digress Just remember to breathe*Talk like George Lopez* And you shall set yourself free Because what I'm about to tell thee Isn't for the faint Fate Two I'm about to drop the shoe On top of you Worse than the Enola Gay We will never be able to party Never make love under the stars Drive those fast cars Fall in love See the stars above Kiss flub Take a hot tub Have that wise brain Or get brain We will all be slain So you bet your ass Battousai/Sai/Hitokiri going to give it to ya Just like DMX, *Homage brother.* I wish I met you (Goes out to all the family we all have lost. We are related one way or another. So act kind to one another and love each other. UNCONDITIONALLY or not at all. We must never represent the 92% of rape, murder, and pillage. Let us all stop acting savage to one another) DMX's family will forever flex They have my bless*I hope you don't mind. DMX, like many artists have saved my life and countless others from this hell on Earth. Thank you for giving birth to and raising such beautiful people.* George Floyd*Who else cried when they watched?**One is brutal. Imagine the infinity amount of unnecessary bloodshed upon our OWN.* Sandra Bland Our vets who kill themselves everyday (22) Homeless people becoming hamburgers Harriet Tubman Rosa Parks*Homage to all of the beautiful and strong people, I have nothing on them**I have ways to go to be an equal to them* All WW2 Veterans MMIW Asians being bashed or stereotyped. The point is It's all of our Biz To have a CIVIC DUTY To make sure we stop being fruity And keep our eyes on the prize Which is you to realize Our lives Is our own fate. That's why Spaghetti Monster gave us free will So just chill Honor the dead By not becoming dead And paying the ultimate price So we may not let their sacrifice Go to waste And so we give them a taste In the after life To be in a world with NO strife No one wanting to stab you with a knife Food stamps don't exist Everything isn't like a contortionist Anything is in the realm of possibility You have the ability To read the theory of relativity To defy gravity Stop with the psycho depravity It's OK to not have chastity It's our bodies and mind So if you kindly don't mind Let's never have to fucking rewind And act like we did in 92% of time So listen to this rhyme I did it on my own dime So I hope I'm in time To install redemption And gumption To face reality Before it becomes our fatality Our danger level is over 8000!!!*Homage to DBZ's actual Number*

You talk about being able to kill people with a mountain dew like it's cool It does nothing but make you look like a fool I pity a fool*Homage to Mr. T**You don't know me. So I try to give you tidbits of my life so you can understand me better. I love you all and just want to bring happiness to each and everyone of us. All Critters and yes, even buildings* So sit down on a stool I'm about to take you to school Please pick up your drool Because I'm the best rapper alive You couldn't keep up if you tried You must be fried You have 14 albums and such But I am about to be like Sonic and leave you in my dust*Homage to Sonic and SEGA that brought this phenomenal character to life and many more!* You don't even need to TRUST Because I am about to bust A nut Right in your gut You defend the police Who wouldn't think tweice*Homage to Em* To push over an old man Or act like a Stan And then all disband?*Buffalo Police who pushed an old man and quit in solidarity because their fragile egos couldn't handle being brave**Your job is to stand up for your Oath to us. We gave you our trust. It's not meant for you to all become rotten apples. It's serious as the grave* Stop over dosing on your Xan And representing the Klan What heritage are you talking about? Please stop it with overdosing on your clout Maybe go catch some trout*Thank you Tom for helping me through dark times and showing me de way.* And maybe figure about How a nobody bodied you Please clap back and say "but nobodies heard of you" Please sit down and I'll give you a clue A Blue's Clue*Because I am a Dad to Denali and Leon* I'll take it easy on you I always take you out to dinner before I screw You could be the best rapper alive But it ain't worth shit if it's all a disguise And filled with lies So bitch please don't even try Because the small fry Already watched you die From way up in the sky*Homage to Tom* Our country took away vaginas Because of small guys So, because we despise You realize That we should put on a disguise Or leave our home? Hopefully I haven't hit you to hard on the dome You little gnome It is brave to stand up to your peers And speak your fears Do I need to buy you a beer? Oh wait I fear I can't remember if you're able to or not*I have memory loss issues* Please don't get fraught Our greatest enemy has always been our cowardice Because we would rather roll the dice And face our history twice Like 3 Blind Mice Do you need some ice? It's not left or right But don't tread on me? You confuse thee Do you ever speak the truth? When spitting from the booth I am speaking the truth on all of this This is a dis*With Respect and Admiration* I made you my bish And speaking of ungratefulness You have a massive platform And admit to acting like a worm. Not the one with glasses Is your brain molasses Let me give you some adrenaline You're afraid of me being genuine You waste your talents on hubris That's why I was so easily able to dis And twist you like a God Damn contortionist Just like my ex-bish Maybe I can cook your girl some fish After I did all of this off of one wish Which was "America" Let me give you some nostalgia Imagine I scalp your family A horrible tragedy Then make a fucking holiday Where everything is now out the grey We celebrate that Click clack Is it a Fack Or Fack?*Em again**Em I wish to have you as one of my many Rapper Styles I wish to master eventually**Remember I JUST started Feb 12th, 2023. Most Rappers get to my level over years of constant work. I did it FIRST, JUST LIKE MAGIC**Harry Potter Homage, I used to sleep to "Prisoner of Azkaban" every single night* That you would want me to celebrate that? What the Fack? Talk about violence I'll make sure to pull you over the fence You're kinda dense You say it's not about division But what about what you had envision? Should I continue to listen? Probably not This is why I am hot This is why you're just another bot*Homage to MIMS* Most of this was just from one song I still hope we can still get along I kinda want to see you in a thong Where you belong*All in good fun* America is about United We Stand Not you continuing to act like a Stan You did say you wanted to be like Slim But the diagnosis is kinda grim You're not acting like him You're kinda dim Remember you can't get mad You can be sad In America, we can say what we believe Isn't it nice I finally set you free?*I slaughtered you just like in Afro Samurai, so I took the number 1 headband from you**You must now slaughter me, to become the number 1 again**But alas scroll up* Should I help pack your bags? Don't ever disrespect our flag I think it's time for you to take a knee In front of thee And Kiss the Ring You know what I will bring

Isn't it weird A 25 day-old rapper already took you out your tier Yes, maybe not by rapping out loud Where you definitely have me way above the clouds For now But once I go from a zero To a Hero I promise to always mop you up And drop you up From HD1 By the end, you'll be calling me hun The only gun I have is my brain Which just caused you to be slain What shall I gain? Cannibalism Super Power I'm the man with the Flower Power I'm coming for you 13 Like I am from Friday The 13th*Homage to one of the best movies to ever exist!* The 13 phenomenal rappers I'm a 13-1 Rapper You guys always look hella dapper I'm here to take you all to the crapper I hope you would refrain To continue treating me with disdain You begged me to rap you out your spot This is my shot It's not all I got It's like a pebble in the galaxy I'm here to set you free You brag like a 20 minute song is a thing And makes you the King But you already know what I bring Even with this short fling I will take everything I've just started and I already got over half your songs That number though is about to be long gone Just like Sonic I will spin you around so much you'll want to vomit You'll end up talking like Kermit *Homage to Kermit the Frog* Ive been murdering you lyrically I see it clearly Did anyone here bring the condoms? That's a joke Just like you bloke I'm here to break you like a yoke And watch while you soak It all in With that shitty grin That I just tossed in the bin Yes Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned Oh wait, did I win? I'm about to murder all of our Kin*Legendary Rappers* So don't take it personal I'm just taking you to the urinal Where you belong So lets rap this song And always get along Maybe some day We could all play And slay On features Maybe, make out under the bleachers But not in front of our teachers Or the preachers Cuz I just touched on you son With the only gun I'll ever need I just set you free Now do you believe in me? I'm just kidding I'll never be fibbing I don't give a Fack what you, or anyone else thinks So don't blink I threw you in the clink*I Rapped you out your spot* Oh wait, I already made you my Twink What do you think? Did I sink? Or did I bring you to the brink My little Twink Daddy, sure did bring you to the brink It's Battousai, The Legendary Hitokiri I'm your guy Remember how the small fry Made you cry As I rapped you out your spot Look at what ignoring me brought That's what I thought This is a lesson folks, to never be pretentious I made you regret this Next time you dis Don't be a God damn contortionist*Be fake* Read the entire book from front to back Before we end up catching you smoking crack All because you're wack And I beat you like we was playing Tic Tac Toe I made you my hoe like 3 times in a row Thought you should know My name is Joey And I'm owed my blowy And I promise to look up in the sky All diabolically I am THE Prodigy You gotta do things honestly It'll set you free Let me teach you about psychology You won't get a Frogger's leap out of me Being a pathological liar Apparently makes you higher I would never become a buyer So please put away your flyer But I do want to try her!*Insert Gorgeous woman* Oh wait, are you scurred? Of course, I ain't but a Blur Wait 3 seconds and say It's Battousai, The Legendary Hitokiri

I was eager to write the first two But this man helped pull me through He gave me a clue To put on my shoes And just wear em He is definitely a one-of-a kinda gem But now it's time to stab him in the brain stem I'm Sorry Em But this is called Kill Shot I got to give it all I got Or be the average robot I will make sure I don't get caught In your razzle dazzle I know you'll knock me to the gravel But let me unravel How I am about to knock you out your High Tower Castle Without any hassle I just gotta choke you with this razzle tassel And show you my razzle dazzle Slim azzhole So you think raping your mother is cool But let me take you to school That makes you a deranged lunatic Let me break it down brick by brick You should be beat with a nightstick For rapping a horror flick Let me teach you some arithmetic. That means you're a lunatic But you already said you belong in an asylum I can relate, to the "My Mom" She was also psychotic And very neurotic And chaotic How come you haven't been very patriotic? You have millions of followers Why don't you give them a Hollar? If you do it for the fans Can you please stop acting like Stan You have millions of dollars You could get a community of scholars To come up with a plan To upset all the Stan's With the grand plan Of 500 years That's brought nothing but tears What happened to Mosh? Why did you become so posh I thought you were the boss? I am about to toss the hoss But before, I'll let you gloss At the cost Hoss School shootings have exploded A lot of families have been eroded Because guns were loaded This wasn't encrypted or coded We could]ve stopped all this if we voted You were goaded And even though you are ineffably promoted You still came up bloated I'm sorry this isn't coated But I'm tired of all the floated Like the Lord of the Rings marsh I'm not sorry for being harsh This is just one Twilight Zone Now take off your cone*Coneheads Homage* And come back home Bring back your FIRE And it'll take you higher Than when you were first a legend And we can pretend You didn't stop rapping on Encore And finally even the score Stop being their whore Remember your friend Proof*You words about your friend helped me to realize the correct perspective in life. Thank you for helping me. It was an ineffable amount**You paved the path GOAT* He wasn't a goof And certainly wasn't aloof I'm sorry he wasn't bulletproof Together, you and I, we can make this world shatterproof And say poof To all the goofs Nothing in life is completely weatherproof But wouldn't you want to honor Proof? Lets collaborate in and out the booth And I will show you the Proof*Double Entendre* I'm no goof I might be a bit aloof That's the truth But remember I have a Trillion-Dollar Mind A true one-of-a-kind That will always bring sunshine I stay on my grind You were my 41st song So why don't we get along And smoke out of a bong Welcome to the Joey Show

I have a Trillion Dollar Mind I'm always on the grind People take advantage because I'm kind So just unwind Let me explain how I have a Trillion Dollar Mind. Corporations have abused us for far to long They're time has come and gone So we will take over any and all industries So we can finally be free To make Trillions of Dollars All I need, is for you to do more than Hollar Or want to grab me by the collar I need your help Not for you to yelp And I promise to beat them with a belt They've never cared about how we felt Legalizing all drugs and becoming the Kingpin Only if you trust me will it become a thing So we can finally show some bling So we stop having to be thing 1 and thing 2*Homage to DR. Seuss* I care about you With all my heart And yes I might get pulled away in a cart A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do Especially when none of you have a clue On what the fuck to do So take a minute and step in my shoe And listen to what I will achieve for you It will be like winning the lottery I will eradicate poverty I'm going to give you an option To be able to drop them And become them All you need is the best business plan And I promise we will bury all these Stan's This isn't me grandstand Ing For that bling It's for what I will bring For all of us, which is all living and breathing creatures I'm just here to be a math teacher So let me show you my features I'm a keeper Once we take over We will never have to roll over All those trillions rich people make I'm here to quake And take Like shake and bake And give it all to you So please have a clue And take a step in my shoe I will do anything for you I'm going to make sure rich people pay their taxes Not hit them in the face with an axe So chillax That will give us 10+ trillion That's 10,000 billions I have a lot of plans So we never have to be Stan's So fam Please stop being pretentious And acting like you can bench this

You should go Independent To can stop getting bent You have 3 choices But only one voice So is it really a choice? I have a confession Why do deal with their aggression That can't leave a good impression So whats up with our regression Let me teach you a lesson That's something in my son's possession*Regression* No more obsession With their oppression Let me give you a suggestion That'll help with our ascension And stop the suppression Of our depression Vote for me And I'll set you free I could get a dollar And a Hollar From all of you You haven't a clue what I could do for you I'm in your shoes I love Blue's Clues. I used to work fast food I grew up in the hood. I know what it's like to have gunshots pop off It especially knocks your socks off When you're 3 I am now free I've battled depression Dealt with regression Losing all of my possessions Had to choose between food and bills Climbed a lot of hills Of course it's been a thrill But I've had my fill Of all the people on the hill So instead of choosing a shill Who isn't your voice Why do you give them your choice? I'll help you get a Rolls-Royce I am your voice I am giving you a choice Do you like hell? Or do you want to ring the bell And give up living in hell? Just know I have no parallel I'll always ring their bell When they try to hit me I'll be nothing but gel I'll make them compel To this bombshell I can't guarantee a cell But I can a shell. To protect us always, And bring us back to our glory days, (8% of history) For generations to come. From the scum.

Will come out with an ALBUM. TBC.

Getting business cards ready. I just started Feb 12th and already have over 55+ Fire songs Please help me become the next Rap God and become a living legend like the classics. I speak truth to power and wish to unite the world and start the healing process. "When the people reject someones very existence and then look at that person, their eyes become cold. Cold as an ice storm in the deepest of winter" RIP The Third "That icy stare" Naruto I'm always been met with that glare. Like nobody cares "To be a Hokage, you have to be the greatest of all ninja. You have to prove yourself so everyone believes in you" "Look at me, I've been through a lot already" "I've been ignored, pushed away, and treated like the plague" We've only found a few people believe in us *Naruto eventually becomes Hokage* To find those few people, we've "had to get knocked down a lot! We've had to prepare for a lot of sweat and tears, while learning to be a ninja" "There"s no easy way to becoming Hokage" Most of our lives we've never known love. Are we really meant to be disposed of Your Love Are we really undeserving of Your Love We had to teach ourselves self-love He had his friends to show him love I had to remember mine from those above That's what gives us the Will of Fire That'll never perspire I can only imagine Everyone else facing these dragons Our people are savagely broken And treated like tokens That's why we always be smokin' We both got bullied in school The kids all thought they were cool We always thought of them as fools We were thought of as headaches But we will make you quake We both have been through immense suffering That's what made us so bustling And made sure we weren't buffering Or plundering Just made sure we were guzzling That Will of Fire That never was about being called Sire But to show you the dire Straits, we are in Wipe off that grin And stop babbling (pronounce it bab b ling in a mocking tone) You're not a baby Stop acting shady It's about how love would bring about peace Capiche? And bring about feasts Not for us to be treated like beasts It's about everyone being family And facing the calamity We need to cherish, love Especially those above And stand up for our village Not to rape and pillage That's why My guy I say I love you Even though I don't know you I'm hoping love will conquer all Not for us to end up like Squall*In our Final Fantasy Homage to FF8**One of the greatest of all time next to Legends of Dragoon and FF7 and many more* Back to why I want to become Hokage I used to always be called gay And it's okay Everything happens for a reason It's not meant to cause treason It's meant to invoke reason Every action has an equal but opposite reaction Some of us pick up the traction Some of us just stick with the distraction And that's why they be trashin' Or be bashing We aren't beasts Capiche It's not who we are We are one of a kind Always on that grind We put our whole heart into it. That's why we wish to get fit Not just to get lit To always become stronger for all of us You just need to trust Sure we mess up sometimes But we are tired of being in your confines We always stay on our grind Even when whooped in our behind But our suffering only makes us stronger That's why we will never walk with a saunter We always hustle and bustle And deal with your struggle To just love us And trust us We aren't beasts Stop acting like we just suck on teets We are on fleek We don't understand all the hate We just wish to provide food on your plate And to stop all the suffering of late Especially to reinvigorate And resuscitate Not to do anything with your prostate It is both of our fates To do something great So please don't underestimate "Take your best shot fool, I'll give it back to you a thousand fold!" DATTEBAYO!!! Just know I'm not here to negotiate My purpose is to reintegrate Not to regurgitate And forever regenerate Never to perpetuate All the hate That is just bait Meant to obliterate I promise to never lay in wait Or manipulate Just say it straight Out the gate I don't give a fuck about your hate Or how much you invalidate Some of you I may infuriate Or humiliate I'm just trying to extrapolate Our fate Which is to never segregate Eviscerate Or exaggerate I just wish to exonerate Those doomed to their dark fates Never eliminate Discriminate Cause hate Which will cause us all to be eradicated That wasn't meant to be our fate We were meant to ejaculate*Not meant to be pervy, just a bonus* So stop with the vegetative state And learn to regulate Your emotions So we could end up coasting Instead of all roasting I'll be one of the greats So jump into our fate And not get smashed at the gate Ya ingrates! Dattebayo! I am your soul mate "Hey!" "Listen", so we can stop all our dark fates*Homage to Zelda, Navi* We've always been lonely We just want to feel homely It's brought us to tears But we've always faced our fears Even though most of it was from our peers Like not knowing parental love We didn't want to face your glove We just wanted to fill that hole in our heart Not to be devoured like a pop tart Even if I had all the time To tell you all the grime You could never understand the travesty Of our reality We've poured out our heart That led us to get carried off in carts And tore us apart We just want to be your Hokage So you never have to be called gay Unless you're happy We are super sappy We don't wish to be called Daddy Or to be carried off by a caddy You'll never understand all we endure To ensure You never have to endure All the laughter Even though we looked hella dapper No trust Even though you're the one who bust I don't have time to be the Govna' *British Accent* I don't wish to be above ya I just want to ensure everyone's happiness Not to continue living in this crappiness We don't have time That's why I'm always on my grind To make sure you shine And yes we are one of a kind We don't want to hear what's on your shitty mind I know how to fix broken Mankind Stop thinking I'm a waste of your time And I guarantee to always make us shine I could be any lowly person If you just listen, I'll never have you cursing It's not what I've done Hun It's about what I will achieve To set us all free No one believed in us Even though we just wanted your trust And love Not to be cut from above I am Joey from Earth Welcome to all of our birth (Homage to FF7 Sephiroth killing Aerith) It's about how people come from above and kill us, even when praying for our love to conquer all

As I'm writing this, I'm crying out loud Like I'm a dark cloud Everyday people die When they just wish to try To pursue happiness But it's impossible amongst all this crappiness No one wants to be fried by this cruel world We all end up curled Or in our own Dreamworld And soon will either face the after world Underworld Or Netherworld Or something completely untold Darkness Why won't we stop this absurdness? The closest people Are the ones who are in the horror sequel They'll beat you with a jack Over any ole bull crap It makes me cry And want to die Why should we even try? Everyone is so cold and dry I'm just one guy Who wants to make sure you don't fry I've reached millions They only care if you have billions Or millions of followers They just wish to wallow You say I have kids But with everyone acting like they have Sids What's the point? Not even the fattest joint Will not pierce through this veil I just want to scream and squeal Bombs bursting in air They mean to scare Or to tear Through flesh and family No one wishes to stop all calamities We have more food than starving We have more housing than homeless We have more hubris than IQ We have children in cages While pretending to be sages Look at our civilization It'll never be one hell of a destination Unless we mean it literally All we have is bigotry No dignity Where is all of our so-called brilliancy Or Christianity? Our civilization is at it's infancy Where is all the chivalry? We live for the infamy Stop acting all fidgety Our lives have finitely Resources You will find out in due course Our lives could be gone instantly Especially if you're in the infantry Am I giving you enough imagery?! Don't you dare tell me I'm acting flippantly You don't need to keep acting miserably We can listen to the symphony Or go to our ministry Why cant you show your family any sympathy? We should be singing in synchrony Am I telling it vividly How we act so viciously?! This is all done willfully We have the affinity To stop the acidity And do almost any activity Like getting out of our captivity So let me give you an epiphany On how to bring back civility And stop with all this brutality That is our sad and pathetic fucking reality We have all the capabilities To bring out our creativity Stop acting like you have illiteracy We have endless possibilities!!! So what happened to loving thy neighbor? Instead of reading about them in the paper*Like Evictions* We should be acting giggly Not silly willy Spaghetti Monster gave us free will And stuck us with the bill So whatever you see We all did it to thee I am here to set us all free Just imagine what could be? With all of our creativity If we stopped living in our own captivity We could end hunger Unite the world Do things untold! Stop letting them unfold! Or acting cold! We only have ourselves to scold So let us see what we could behold We could have cities of the future Flying cars No more scars We could actually be civilized And be happy to look into our eyes Never have to cry Unnecessarily We must follow this creed And we will unleash our best breed! "If you leave even one person behind. You are worse than scum!" So let us get off our bum! We got shit to do! You haven't a clue At the vast beautiful world that awaits! We aren't at the gates So we all control our fates! Imagine, entire cities dedicated to real life Grand Theft Auto! *With Paintball Guns. Chill* Our life could go in full throttle! We could "go where no man has boldly gone before!" Imagine all of those scores?! Of untold treasure! We could control the weather! And not be blown away like a feather Imagine, people smiling and waving as you walk by Lakes never have to dry No one needs to pry Or get bled dry Families rarely have to cry Or we never have to die*Like if we upload our consciousnesses into Mainframes.**It would be a choice* No one addicted to narcotics We could practice aeronautics Stop overdosing on antibiotics We could be born free from disease So stop doing as you please And waking up with fleas It's about the trees And the bees And making sure we can be free! To do as we truly please! You might wonder about my suffering That I kept buffering My sperm donor and egg donor Acted like homer Never really showed me love That's why I said I get it from above My entire family is akin to Hamlet So let me show you my pamphlet Yes, they were great providers But I didn't want them to keep their love like hoarders I literally don't have the time To tell you all the grime Through a sick rhyme It would make Dax's 20 minute song Have the coverage of a thong That's why I always hit the bong I try to be strong And get along But Ive never been loved or accepted Just always get treated like I'm decrepit Or like love was to be put on credit That I could never achieve I know it's hard to believe And yes I am not perfect But I am worth it I've always gone above and beyond But I've received as much as a thong In return I just wish to burn Even though I just yearn To be accepted and loved Not just from the people I think of from above I'm at my wits end I will never bend I will never become how I've been treated Even though I feel hella cheated But I am completely depleted And completely defeated I would die for billions*Of People* Yet they only care if you have millions. I am weak And things look bleak But I promise to try to never turn a cheek Like y'all who only care about being on fleek.

It's all about little boys Thinking grown women are their toys Oh wait I'm about to bring a war like in Kuwait*No one died in the making of this Rap* It's all of their fates It's actually about a woman's choice And only their voice Your Body, Your Choice Let me give all people and things pertaining to this, a voice How the fuck you gonna say you're "Pro-Life" But do you not see all the strife? You fuck with people's life And think it's cool to put a knife To women's throat Bitch, sit the fuck down, I am the Goat! Now watch as I make you choke You fucking joke You act like you're Patrick Star While driving a fancy car And handing out scars Don't you think you've taken it to far? Why do you act pretentious while living under a rock? Go get yourself a sock*MA* Women's vaginas have been taken And no it doesn't smell delicious like bacon Welcome to The Handmaid's Tale I am about to regale And tell you a little tale The Show is about rape And excusing it with their fate And yes it's fake But not this take Women aren't just meant to bake They are more powerful than the Great Chilean Earthquake So stop asking them to make you a sammich and shake I've done roughly 55+ songs now all in one take The secret is to get baked Another great point Zoink! Is that we gotta take care of the kids we have now Not to just treat them like a cash cow China had it right About this blight We are over our capacity And we treat the people we have like trash city So why don't we try to take care of all on Earth Before we force anymore births It's not about your shitty fucking opinion OK you little minion?! So why don't you for once, fucking critically think You dink And put down the drink And pour it down the sink We got bigger fish to fry So stop overcompensating for your little guy

Reparations Aren't just donations It's because whoever is receiving them, deserves a vacation And the best PlayStation! *Homage to the BEST Console/Company* Reparations offer payments They deserve a fat down payment And support over time So sit back and nod yo head and listen to this sick rhyme As I completely destroy the system That caused enduring inter-generational consequences of our BASIC human rights So please listen to ALL OF OUR PLIGHTS It's time to fight the system*Civilly ONLY* But pay close attention to the rhythm They've destroyed our Earth (Almost) And caused a birth Of our destruction So they could sell us at a reduction Because we no fussin' It's time to take our Tussin' *homage to Chris Rock* They've funneled all of the money to themselves And put themselves on shelves But they look like deficient elves So let us delve I do not mean to fight Unless it's right. Which is to use the light Deep inside all of our souls It should be all of our goals To stop giving them our mental tokens and tolls. We've all paid our dues and dealt with immense and ineffable suffering Let us stop buffering Violence is never the key So let me set you free Let me tell you what I watched on the TV That set me free In Star Trek OG Kirk battles a Gorn And even though the Gorn was beyond worn And could be easily killed Let me tell you what he willed He didn't didn't want his fill Or to spill Any blood I'm about to bring the flood Just like God Not even Noah could save ya Kirk choose to critically think and show mercy He was the opposite of Cersei The Metrons said to Kirk No, not to twerk But you have potential in 1000 years or so Or however it goes Due to us being "half savage"*This was in the future, not even close to now* Thank Spaghetti Monster she didn't Ravage Her people are beyond average They've gotten rid of being savage She was over 1500 years old Never having to be sold They use their wise brain So they don't end up slain Or running out of grains The point is OK, listen here whiz It's about getting down to our biz Which is Being motherfucking adults And stop acting like retarded dolts Creating chaos over greed Doesn't make you freed You're a slave Which will cause us all to have to dig our graves Over what?! So-called imaginary power and money Makes you fucking smart and like honey? Because you can fuck like bunnies? Now listen here honey Oh you thought I meant our Massas? That fuck with the masses? No bitch It's You whose digging our ditch So it's finally time to flip the switch And stop being psycho Like Michael*Homage to Michael Myers* And be like the Metrons They are way beyond Our scope You couldn't cope All the shit they know is dope I'm just kidding I'm here to do your bidding I promise I ain't fibbing You can trust me with the flower power I'm here to devour Never to let you go sour It is finally our hour To take back our power! Which we would need to forgive everyone on the planet And stop smashing our face against the granite We don't need reparations We don't need any Nation We need unity It is ALL OF OUR DUTIES That is our power The ONLY power that will not sour Being a basic bitch And digging all of humanities ditch Is a bitch But you can flip the switch Please stop with your twitch And dig ourselves out of this ditch Follow me I shall set us free From all tyranny

"Unfortunately, I have no desire to be assigned a key position in the government as a reward for manslaughter" Ken *Use little girl voice**Homage to Dr. Gensai's two adorable granddaughters* "I see it"s true, your disappearance was an act of defiance to demonstrate that you are determined to never kill again. You may regret that you had to take people's lives, but that was one noble aspect of the revolution. If they won't acknowledge that, I will use my authority-" Okubo-High Ranking member acting like the swine he just sentenced to punishment "To force them to accept it! That is the very train of thought that creates corrupt men like them. We once fought together for an ideal with our swords, it wasn't for power or for glory, but to create a peaceful world where people could live without fear and if you should forget about that. Then what did we fight the revolution for?* Ken "The times have changed. It is the Meiji Era now and because of the anti-sword laws, the samurai are gone. You must realize that one man with one sword can't hope to make a difference in the new world" Okubo-High Ranking Member "Even if it's the handful of people I meet on the street or my home, I can still protect them with my sword" Ken "Today was the day I learned a little about why Kenshin is a Wanderer. He follows the beat of his own drum and takes each day as it comes. He lives freely to protect others with his sword (point to head because the only sword I need is my brain!) That is the Kenshin we have come to know!" Kaoru Unlike Kenshin I ended up in detention I've never took up fencing He's the real OG Battousai That's why he's my guy He's like me He just wants to set you free A small fry But face us and we will guarantee you cry And grind you till you dry It's never about making you die Unless you make us try Like in war We will become a whore But once that's no more We will stick to our principles and morals We will heal all the coral We are stronger than Thor We've been through all the gore But him a lot more Arai Shakku made the Sakabato A reverse-blade sword A sword ill-fit for killing To show our forever filling Gourd A Holy Sword To signify Kenshin's end to being a Hitokiri He never killed anyone for Glory Let me tell you more of his/our story It's hella gory Like the Animal Farm allegory (Like War) We always treat everyone with respect and honor But bad guys always want to murder us and show us dishonor We don't care about riches Or getting all the kisses Or getting all the bitches Rated MA Version We would do anything for you You haven't a clue We would die for you And also our beliefs We would never knock out your teefs (Homage to Baby Momma aka Ex) Like my Pepe would say, "You're a gentleman and a scholar" We would never ever Holler Like cat calling We ain't that ballin' When it comes to you beautiful ladies. We ain't crazy We are hopeless romantics We like our antics We definitely like blowing shit up like Semtex That's definitely a flex Our Hiten Mitsurugi-ryū Will always defeat you You haven't a clue What the fuck we would do to you You think of our meekness And we think bless We always say it with our chest So you best not disrespect Even you Em I'll spit you out like Phlegm I'm the new Gem It's time to finally remove your crown So you best kneel down I ain't no clown (BEGINNING OF SHISHIO COSTUME CHANGE TO HONOR SHISHIO. THAT'S WHY IT WENT FOR A TURN) We are like the Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) Or IT "They all float down here. You'll float too" We won't wait for the other shoe To tear into you We will instill fear into you You haven't a clue Even if you're a psycho Bitch that ain't a typo We like Dexter Wait till our blade cuts through your texture And our sword tastes your blood We will make it run like a flood And once it does, we will never turn into Shishio Makoto Ello Moto (Homage) Even though it would be hella cool To make you look like a fool While I turn my killing tool Muzgenjin Into a sword that's flamin' Because I bathed it in all the rappers fat and oils I'll lick it so it never spoils Oh, your delicious fats and oils (Have a costume change into him during this verse!!!!) We will make sure you soil! Here, look at this cool foil (show me murdering someone with a gesture like the thumb across the neck while saying this and it's a double entendre meaning a Homage to Yu-Gi-Oh)*Music Video* Alright back to Kenshin The foods we know how to make Will make you quake And are super yummy In your tummy Even Ms. Kaoru gets jealous I will certainly embellish And I cook up a mean spicy steak dish That is oh so delicious Even to a young pickpocket We would give you all the money in our wallet We would do anything for you You haven't a clue We are so gentle and kind We won't play with your mind We are one-of-a-kind We always wish you to shine, To keep on your grind, Always try to be kind And go above and beyond! *Raise your fist in the Air**Homage to John Carlos and Tommie Smith*

Committees Are the only way to set us free Away from our greed And give us some creeds And stability And stop acting like a hillbilly They will give us freedom of choice And will be powered by EVERYONE'S voice To get something better than a Rolls-Royce We can hire as many as the top 3 Per committee And per role So our goal Is to be efficient Not deficient So if they do anything but We The People Speak We don't need to freak We on fleek Even the geeks They're the main reason for us being on fleek We can vote them out same day with 50% plus Wow look at us! I didn't even need to cuss*I use "Sentence Enhancers" like a sailor**Homage to Sponge Bob due to our entire family loving it* So let's discuss Our top 3 Will act like good lil Honey bees To set us free From anymore tyranny And give you EVERY customizable option To end any corruption We won't need any gumption Just to click a button Or if you're old Please don't fold! I am better than all the Gold Honestly, it should be worth mold Its oversold Or anyone who wants to be different I'm never indifferent I'll make sure there's an option for you! You haven't a clue! What the fuck I would do for you Uh oh, I dropped the other shoe Fuck you*In fun, chill* Don't judge I will never budge But you could eat me like fudge*MA* You will be able to see the final draft We got you, even if you're daft You will be able to go over every detail meticulously That way we get rid anything criminally Without any of the Impotency We will do this all with no difficulty And to infinitely Put an end to all the illegitimacy Never do things indiscriminately Bring back intimacy Because we set ourselves free And especially love everyone UNCONDITIONALLY Because traditionally speaking You make me motherfucking tweaking So let me get back to the beacon I'm no deacon Then with 50% plus And no fuss No muss We can finally trust And love And not have to look for it from those above It will go through instantly if it's something like: Legalizing all drugs We will want to give everyone hugs! Otherwise, We will have our wise guys Handle the planning right away! Like protecting our strays And gays. Chill the fuck out, it's OK It should be celebrated more than ONE MONTH a year OK It is OK be gay Or anyway If anyone tells you different Chill, it's OK, they're indoctrinated And we're baited*Double Entendre* It was fated So chill And stop showing your grill Unless you are hurting anyone It's no ones Business Money is the root of all evil It stops us in time, especially from being able to live*Spell Live Backwards* So stop being a bib*Google hehe**MA* If we all got rid of money Honey And had all the robots do the jobs we don't want We could always flaunt Because we are finally like the Metrons And leveled up way beyond A Super Saiyan God We will no longer be frauds Give everyone 100% employment And you will see the data shows nothing but our enjoyment We can go on vacations Instead of stay-cations Most of the year! Please do not fear! Battousai, The Legendary Hitokiri Is here to set you free! Imagine in a city That's pretty busy Let us say you would today need 1000 electricians, doing 40-60 hour weeks And to turn the other cheek And not be on fleek With no money Gunny You could hire 10000 electricians See what I envision? Let US stay on this path And lets do the math! That's 4-6 hours a week you could work And finally be on fucking fleek! Have everything be custom made to order So we can end all this waste and disorder And never fucking have to need a quarter Or have to be a hoarder Or care about borders We must be like China And stop pushing shit out of our vaginas We must first take care of ourselves And stop putting ourselves on shelves So let us delve In order to be "Pro-Life" You gotta give a fuck about EVERYONE'S STRIFE Stop picking and choosing who goes on a shelf Do I dare delve?! Have you learned nothing from history? It helps to read from a dictionary That makes you like Hitler Lower than even having the word shelter Exist Yes, this is a dis So until we bring about an end to the chaos And call for a seance Nothing you say matters Did your brain just shatter? We must first take care of all of our shit Stop throwing a fucking fit And let us ALL get lit Once we figure it all out Trust me, I have zero doubts *Dattebayo* I'm not doing this for clout So figure what I'm about And take the time To vibe to this sick rhyme Then we need to figure out our overcapacity And prevent any more tragedy By building space stations and going to Mars No I don't mean the bars That allows them to drive fast cars So let me tell you how to heal the scar Inside*Homage to Lost by Chester RIP Brother* And jump in my sick ride And I'll make sure you all can provide I am your Guide To the Galaxy*Homage to that epic Movie*

This is for all the people who walk around mopey Just know I used to be dopey So listen to how I became pappy So you may become happy I've hit rock bottom so many times So rock to this sick rhyme I can't even count that high So I had to learn to become sly If all I told you about all the suffering That's no longer buffering It would look like Rock Lee dropping his weights Like I was one of the greats But it made me feel nothing but irate Like it was my fate To always get the bait In the crate Like a trap That's a fact I no longer give a crap I learned to go on the attack And watch my back Listen and you can always stay on track I know how it feels to want to murder I'm tired of being treated like fodder I'm a superior father I would never let it bother Me I've set myself free Except from my anger Never watch out I'm no danger I am duty bound like a ranger I have the intelligence of Ms. Granger That's how I learned I was in danger I became self aware Started taking care of my hair I came to be like Skynet*Homage to one of the greatest movies to ever exist!**Bless you and your beautiful mind James Cameron* But do not fret It's about my intelligence I am always a gent It's about making sure you always care To stop treating life like you're at the fair It's about the dare To take care of yourself, instead of self-care And yes I have tons of flair! So please don't step to me When it comes to my duty To this country I ain't no Humpty Dumpty I will slaughter you You haven't a clue Like fodder I'll send you to Davy Jones locker Anyone who dares challenge me Just know I got the ultimate flow I sting like a bee And float like a butterfly I am a genius kind of guy It's about having confidence And not acting dense To the world around you Make sure to always have a clue Critically think Don't just drink Wink It's easier than you think Let me bring you back to when I was at the brink And needing to go to the clink No, it's not what you think I was at the bottom of Mt. Everest aka Narcissism And didn't know I had autism But my therapist taught me how to be beautiful like a prism The opposite of fascism I learned the truth about racism It's like Santa Claus It has no claws In our reality So set yourself free And learn how to be I got off track That's a fact So let us get back I just taught my son*Literally In the Middle of writing* Something fun It's OK to cry*He's a parkour boy and hurt himself=/**He was running and tripped over his legs* It makes you the strongest guy And not a small fry Being a coward is about running away From your prey That's never OK You gotta be like Super people *Trying to be PC**Homage to South Park**"You will respect my authooorritaaa"* And never like those punks in the Sequel You gotta walk in there and show them you're equal *homage to Ice Cube* And if anyone ever lies And says you can't cry They're the small fry Remember to always broaden your mind Always be kind And stay on your grind *double entendre* *mental grind is 2nd one* So vibe to the rhythm And listen to my superior algorithm It's all because of my tism That got me into activism So lets us get back to my vision You always have to face And never look away in disgrace No matter the case Even the Kobayashi maru Was to give you a clue On what you should learn to do Our world is scary And getting a bit hairy So just sit down and eat a cherry And be cool like Tyler Perry Once you do this Your heart will never twist Like a contortionist And you too can become one of the best Unlike all the rest So make sure to always say it with your chest "WE ARE BLESSED" Just know this is a test On how to climb Mt. Everest aka Mt. Narcissism And shine bright like a prism I have arisen So please listen to my vision And maybe one day we can go fishing It'll set you free from your prison It's what I've envisioned And conquered Like being the best father.

I made a gaffe. I know 3 of your songs but between brain damage and them rarely coming up my playlist, I honestly forgot, I mean no disrespect to any Rapper. It's just in fun and to prove my worth. 53. Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar I don't know who you are But I"m about to drop a bar So big I hope you dig That'll look like traveling to HD1 Is easy peasy Lemon squeezy Lamar sure drives sexy cars Yes he has come far And sure he's got ineffably sick bars But look at how far I've come And look at what a nobody gone done Look at my short run Yet, I've written more albums than James Brown And took his crown But I hope he won't frown Because I did 12+ worth albums What a conundrum That a bum That no one knew Now it's time to drop the other shoe And give you a clue He did 9 albums in 3+ years I hope I would bring him to tears*Of Joy in good sportsmanship* It's worse than he could ever fear All I did was tear Right through his record Like lifting up a feather In the calmest of weather I did 12+ albums within my first two MONTHS So listen up all here store fronts I'm especially coming for the top 13 To collect you Beanie Babies But I would never Hollar at your ladies Like Slim Shady Baby Just listen I'll make sure you glisten Or you might be pissed Because I haven't really even dissed And you can tell I already won this Rap game I don't need to claim My fame You can't ever tame I've done gone insane And will melt you with these sick flames And make you my dames I ain't ever going to be lame I am forever in this rap game And if you ever think about trying to reclaim I will take yo dame And your fame And put you to shame I am the forever living legend Y'all better reckon And make sure to be checking Yo self Before you wreck your self Now I already put you on the shelf Like my collectible elf Now before you check yourself Realize That my hazel eyes Isn't a disguise Look into my soul You shall see my goal To make you pay the toll*which is realizing the ugly truth* I'm the new kid on the block That will always bring the flock Just like the clock I've written 55+ fire ass songs In not that long About a full moon I ain't no loon Even Beerus*Dragon Ball Super* Would fear this I am here to tear the entire rap game To show you are all lame Doing this for fame And never really caring about the game That's played with all of our unfortunate lives That no matter how much we strive It'll always be like taking a dive 80% of our country doesn't have $2000 dollars It's like you own the collar*Wealthy and Powerful (Small wieners-mentally) people* While we just trying to Hollar*Sound Coarse* All coarse*Sound Coarse* Going through the worst divorce Of reality Welcome to the Valley Of the shadow of death And I take a look at myself And I say to my self Why is everyone so psychotic And neurotic Just pass the chronic I write songs faster than sonic Could get to my chronic And stop acting all moronic Do I really need yo addy to send you some hooked on phonics It's like we are walking off the continental shelf Got damn it pick up yourself And all the drool While acting like a tool And a fool And thinking you billy bad ass cool I'm here to rule I promise I'm not cruel Except when I take you to school I ain't no fool It ain't about you tool This is what you gotta do I'll give you a Blue's Clues On how to stop acting a fool And actually be cool Stop the planet from being ravaged By all you acting savage *double entendre play on words. I mean savage *in a good way because I like Cabbage Patch Kids and it's homage to my kids too**and bad because of all humans being savage* Like Cabbage Patch Kids And living off the grid Of reality And acting like you got any spirituality Let me explain your greatest fallacy And bring you back to reality You must stop ALL tragedy Like Aliens looking at us from above I'm not sorry I'm about to take off my glove And take off my belt*Because you made me turn into Daddy* This is how you made me felt It won't be like making love But you better understand no one is a dove And the Aliens will watch as our legacy Becomes nothing but dreadfully Nonexistent Isn't It A bit Funny Gunny That we have all this hubris But don't do anything with this*hold hand out flat like receiving a present in music video* Present Listen to me vent I am stronger than Clark Kent As I spit flames on all you gents Do you really want to be known as the laughing stock Of all of our flock Tic tock *Missing Vulgar Lyrics* This isn't even why I'm hot But I'll explain how you're not I'm hot because I'm a fly guy You ain't coz you're not This is why This is why This is why I am hot*Homage MIMMS* I represent all of existence Please stop acting dense I don't know anything about you But I just destroyed you You're about to have a clue I am your glue You don't know what the fuck I've done for you I said I would take you to school And make you my fool But please pick up your drool It's not about me being the heavyweight Or you taking the bait It's about all of our fates Until we at the gates We need to give a fuck about our fates This is why I'm lining all 13+ up And fucking you up By putting you to death With a rifle Please don't even trifle Or give me an eye full I am the holy bible Sibel*Generic Name* My words don't flow because I am a God A rap God Or a fraud So don't say oh lord Or act untoward And just come aboard Because I work for our Lord Which could be the Spaghetti Monster God Maybe one of the 3000+ frauds A simulation I am just trying to save all of existences population You won't ever need a regulation For me I am here to set us all free Wasn't I pithy? Please dig me I love thee Don't ever hang me from a tree*Homage to Billie Holiday**RIP you beautiful Queen**Thank you for teaching me to speak truth to power* I'm just a working honey bee Please don't shoot the messenger You are in no danger Remember I am a Ranger Trying to prevent all danger So please just savor And do me a flavor Which would be To fucking listen to me Don't be a pretentious wanker I'll just spank yer And always be around like a canker Sore I am your whore So don't treat me to an ending that's about gore Like that sick and sadistic Joffrey*Homage to Game of Thrones* Bitch you Jeffrey*Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will Smith/Jabari Banks**RIP Uncle Phil* I kinda wiped you off the floor I think of this like a chore I'm just trying to tell you this lore And even though I am trying opening you the ultimate door A lot of you decided to look down on me Like I was some flea While y'all acting like trees And wasting the Present you were given It's time to arisen Stop caring about just bitches, cars, and clothes Or we all about to die in droves I hope I never have to tell you "I told you so" With another sick flow So please grow Stop acting worse than chomos Or the Cuomo's*Not comparing them* So Kendrick Lamar How do you like my bars? I hope I didn't give you any scars Or you needing to go to the bar If so, I'll drive you in my car It isn't cool But I'm glad I could take all Earthlings to school I always wanted to be a teacher But never a preacher But I just promise I just want to kiss you under the bleachers And maybe do a feature Because I kinda beat ya Without even knowing ya *Drops the mic* I'm sorry for taking you on a hike The force In due course Is that of all possible nuclear explosions Causing your brain to possibly go through an instant erosion Ineffably worse than in Terminator See you later Alligator I do this for all of you You are about to have a clue Especially Leon and Denali Who I wish I could've taken to Cali Yes, even you Kakarot!*Homage to Majin Vegeta giving his life so humanity would be rid of it's greatest evil**Yes, I know he didn't succeed* *in music video end it with left hand over chest on right breast, pull hand in fist in front, kiss your hand, and do peace sign, so they know you come in peace and show the love sign with me dying in an explosion like Majin Vegeta against Buu*

Need to find my Dre I am ready to slay You better pray I am the next Rap God I ain't no fraud Oh Lord Don't make me suck you into this Gourd That can hoard Any sized horde Any and all beings It's better to be seeing And I will laugh while you try to be fleeing*this is from Naruto Shippuden* No rapper can stand up to my bars Even if you don't ride a fancy car. *Homage to Jay Cole* Once I find my Dre I'll be unstoppable So don't even try to come at me I don't want to have to set free Anymore Rappers That wish to go to the crappers Ill act like a flapper*do the seal dance with just your hands * I'm the next Em Welcome to my latest gem Don't come at me, I'll spit you out like phlegm I am greater than you could ever comprehend I did all of this and pushed through my meakness Let me tell you my greatest weakness I suck at beats*Freestyle for right meow**Pretend to raise my right hand as to claw you playfully**Rap Style* Like I'm still sucking on teets But once I do, I'll become the ultimate beast Capiche?

If you have riches You ain't nothing but bitches To this monopoly game Or fame You're completely lame You overcompensate with large penis rockets But you never actually cock it I'm talking about the use of your intelligence Why do you act credulous This is the greatest Role Playing Game of all-time And you waste it on your psychotic grind Instead of using your possibly beautiful mind For the good. Drink some hood*double entendre meaning drink some hood as in gangsta shit and hood as the milk because it's fake just like you, meaning they pushed the need for milk while providing small pox in a blanket* But you're mistaking billions of lives for monopoly Aren't you a cute little puppy Do you want me to get you a sippy?*Cup* That's how much intelligence you have baby boy And that goes to all the other rich fucks who play with our lives like we are your toys The real riches aren't from cars, clothes, money or bitches It's to stop digging our existence into ditches And acting like pretty little bitches*Homage to RA Rugged Man* When are we going to stop blaming the rich They aren't the only ones digging our ditch And acting like pretty little bitches Who never ever want to face the truth So I'm speaking truth to power in the booth Whether it's in a studio or regular life If you wish to stop all the strife And have real power That will never sour That's gangsta as fuck Not all you lame ass ducks Who fake pretending to give a fuck But it's all about a buck And you acting like a bitch ass cuck You best always face And never look away in disgrace Stop blaming anyone, politicians, corporations, or corruption It's you who lacks gumption So let me teach you something I'll teach this entire existence how to be hard*Homage to RA Rugged Man* I'll reveal my cards Every second wasted playing this game Is a moment you slain Yourself And put yourself on a shelf Like my collectible elf So let's delve About riches And you little bitches It's a crime That we should all pay the time For We've acted like a whore And our actions are akin to gore A whore to narcissism So listen to my sick ass algorithm And rhythm And nod your fucking head Instead of just caring about that bread Or that dope head Ahh Yea Back to reality And your fallacy To show you the gravity Of your depravity If you know of a crime And don't call the hotline Now don't get me wrong And just smoke your bong This is about the most serious offenses only It's about saving our family Not about snitching So read what has been written And maybe pick up a kitten Like kids in cages And if that doesn't fill you with rage It's YOU who belongs in a God damn cage Motherfucker act your God damn age God gave you free will We are all stuck with the bill Of being a shill Just trying to get our fill Or to kill Perpetuate*All the BS* Aggravate Me Even though I've done nothing but come up with a plan to set us all free. Will you ever let me be? Will you ever let our world go free And stop with your depravity And fucking focus on reality. Stop having a plane crash And you blame the road conditions*Homage to Tom MacDonald* Listen to what I envision If we truly wish to be rich And not act like a bitch We must first admit we have a problem And stop acting like a special Gollum My precious*Say it like him* Stop acting heteroecious Or vicious Sit down and eat a biscuit Or a Triscuit And vibe during this visit My raps are about healing Not you squealing Like a victim So listen to this rhythm And not your narcissism It's in all of us Let us discuss My Meme *God rest her soul* taught me it takes one to know one That's why I know Hun Remember I climbed Mt. Everest *Mt. Narcissism* That's why I AM the best. To lead you away from all your stress Just know you're blessed This is a test To see if you will say it with your chest. To be a coward is to run away from your prey That's never OK We have the power That'll never sour. We just have to stop with the cower And claim our birthright power*To Critically think and become the 8% of written history that was actually decent* That's what it means to be rich And not continue being a bitch We got a gift It's not for you to grift. It's called the Present because it's the greatest gift You got So if you truly wish to be Hot And you want to be truly rich Then use our gifts It doesn't matter who or what your job is. Let me tell you your biz. You're special. Let us go hand down by the trestle. You were born to be the cog That makes you a dog Don't ever let anyone bring the fog We are all here to get the world spinning Not for you to be grinning While the world is on fire Why do you like to perspire I beg of you to stop acting like Patrick Star And I promise you our civilization will go far Maybe to HD1 and back Click clack That could become a fact But only if you pick up your act

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